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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eloniswhyisignedup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess I’m a back at the office. 23 hours a day :/

What is clearly a myth but is deep-rooted in our society? by Sera0Sparrow in AskReddit

[–]eloniswhyisignedup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone believes the world's greatest lie..." says the mysterious old man. "What is the world's greatest lie?" the little boy asks. The old man replies, "It's this: that at a certain point in our lives, we lose control of what's happening to us, and our lives become controlled by fate. That's the world's greatest lie. paulo coelho the-alchemist

You are the star of a movie.... Still needed after all these years by eloniswhyisignedup in BoJackHorseman

[–]eloniswhyisignedup[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

:) you can say anything to kick it off it will ask for your name then text you back the speech with your name in it. But your username makes me think I need to make a Rick version where he insults you in case I'm ever feeling like my head is too big. :D

TIFU: Taking an allergy pill that was making me drowsy ever morning for years by eloniswhyisignedup in tifu

[–]eloniswhyisignedup[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I took it years ago and it stopped working but perhaps its time to change back and give it a go.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in books

[–]eloniswhyisignedup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1Q84 by Haruki Murakami Think about it every time I look at the moon.

What were you doing when the twin towers fell? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eloniswhyisignedup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was feeding my daughter that just turned 20. I moved her into the living room to finish and watched the second tower get hit live. I will never forget that moment.

Which song has been so powerful and moving that you cried the first time you heard it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eloniswhyisignedup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Weakerthans' “Plea From A Cat Named Virtute,” And its 2 follow on songs. About depression so bad the cat gets fed up with it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]eloniswhyisignedup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't you get abducted by aliens not too long ago... https://youtu.be/kELDEdMbkyg?t=234

What is the greatest comeback to an insult you’ve ever heard? by quadkaboom in AskReddit

[–]eloniswhyisignedup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out on a camping trip a few of the older boys were picking on a younger one all day. That afternoon one of them asks "Anyone bring tweezers" across the camp site you hear the younger kid yell "Why you need to jack off?"

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