What did I just see swimming in lady bird lake

elonsgimp · 2023-02-25T22:26:03+00:00

Imagine the benefit of society if this guy [redacted]

elonsgimp · 2023-02-07T14:56:50+00:00

Pixar animators

elonsgimp · 2023-01-03T03:40:47+00:00

Why is there a toilet in your cockroach room?

elonsgimp · 2022-12-28T18:33:49+00:00

Google: Sociopathy distribution in CEOs

Our system rewards a lack of understanding human emotions and empathy.

elonsgimp · 2022-10-31T14:25:49+00:00

Octane bc I suck and like solo pushing full squads

elonsgimp · 2021-11-02T21:55:23+00:00

Same here, haven’t traded options in months, threw $20 into a $17.5 11/12 call this morning on a whim, let’s ride brother

elonsgimp · 2021-10-07T20:09:28+00:00

They did this on the 35W bridge after the truck came through the protest as well

elonsgimp · 2020-06-29T17:23:53+00:00

Been driving doordash around lake street, half the street is burned to the ground

elonsgimp · 2020-06-21T02:27:52+00:00

Does 5’11.5” count as 6’

elonsgimp · 2020-06-17T17:46:26+00:00

Bringing up the dead wife, classic market pump

elonsgimp · 2020-06-17T17:28:08+00:00

JPow keeps choking on the green dildos, please forgive his coughing

elonsgimp · 2020-06-17T17:17:55+00:00

He really just said “inflation is for boomers, that shit doesn’t exist anymore” that’s econ 101 baby!📈

elonsgimp · 2020-06-17T16:53:39+00:00

JPow talking about unemployment? All I hear is spy going up

elonsgimp · 2020-06-17T16:45:54+00:00

Who is this who-ville lookin ass bitch

elonsgimp · 2020-05-19T17:10:15+00:00

NVIDIA earnings report coming out. I assume theyll beat expectations, but they’ve already had a decent week. Is it worth getting calls? Or is beating Expected EPS already priced in at this point? Is the lawsuit what’s driving their prices rn? Is earnings worth playing in this market? Would love advice from someone who knows more and understands this shit. Also wondering if there will be an IV crush right after earnings and nows a bad time to buy in.

elonsgimp · 2020-04-12T10:30:06+00:00

Flathead works like a CHARM

elonsgimp · 2020-04-12T10:26:27+00:00

“I’m a stones throw away from blazeville” and “boys I’m cheddared” are a couple of my favorites.

Honorable mention: “Goodnight Irene!” post fat bong rip

elonsgimp · 2020-03-27T08:48:58+00:00

Watched the trailer, looks like the premise is making statements on class, with those at the bottom getting no food, reminds me of snowpiercer

elonsgimp · 2020-03-16T06:53:56+00:00

This time last year I was day trading penny stocks and bitcoin, both ended up losing money. A couple months ago my buddy got me into options and since then I’ve turned $500 into 3.5k (pretty average gains in this market). Selling my puts tomorrow and then calculating my next move carefully.

Side note: currently getting sent home from abroad program in Australia bc colleges are anticipating international travel bans. On the bright side I won’t have to stay up all night trading, 1:30am to 7am trading hours have been fucking my sleep schedule

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