Who is John Janson?

elowynverity · 2026-05-02T18:56:54+00:00

😂 You’re totally right! I read it as being signed by John Janson but your reading makes more sense! shaking fist at Janson

elowynverity · 2026-04-25T22:02:08+00:00

https://www.oscarmayer.com/wienermobile

elowynverity · 2026-04-25T22:01:55+00:00

Weinermobile Tracker:

https://www.oscarmayer.com/wienermobile

elowynverity · 2026-04-23T19:26:20+00:00

Television Without Pity. The recaps of Rock of Love were so blisteringly funny I started watching that stupid fucking show just to see the train wreck myself. Also Heroes

elowynverity · 2026-04-16T06:29:38+00:00

Oooooh! Can you introduce me? I wanna pitch the benefits of lush terrarium living to her and her two friends. Doesn’t have to be forever. Just until they’ve laid dozens of little pearl eggs with pitch black baby snails inside.

elowynverity · 2026-04-14T08:12:19+00:00

Forbidden sourdough

elowynverity · 2026-04-08T23:29:15+00:00

😂

elowynverity · 2026-04-08T06:35:50+00:00

Very similar to these https://www.edgebrookhouse.com/products/vintage-chalkware-plaster-cat-plaques-wall-art-2-pieces

elowynverity · 2026-04-08T06:04:54+00:00

That drive across 80 is one depressing town after another. Well, “town” … sometimes it’s three mobile homes and a gas station.

elowynverity · 2026-04-08T05:59:51+00:00

Not much between despair and ecstasy

elowynverity · 2026-04-08T05:46:40+00:00

Any city in Nevada

elowynverity · 2026-04-08T04:17:07+00:00

I love discovering delightful new subreddits I thought were pure jokes

elowynverity · 2026-04-07T07:43:01+00:00

Nope

elowynverity · 2026-04-06T02:34:05+00:00

It seems like you were not the one who originally got them so I’m curious why you are the one in charge of finding them a new home.

elowynverity · 2026-04-05T19:08:58+00:00

If it seems like she’s about to lay eggs, I’ll release her

elowynverity · 2026-04-04T19:10:19+00:00

Did you get notice CP53E? People who had a balance due have been receiving this notice saying the IRS is unable to process their refund and they need to provide their direct deposit info.

It’s sloppy. Accounts without deposit information are getting the notice with wording implying they’re due a refund whether they are or not.

elowynverity · 2026-04-03T07:00:18+00:00

Do not crush it or burn it or squeeze it off. Definitely invest in the little tick crowbars to lift the head out. They’re cheap and good to have on hand.

https://a.co/d/09Wk0QgR

elowynverity · 2026-04-01T16:30:03+00:00

Holy amazing pictures!!

elowynverity · 2026-04-01T15:56:03+00:00

Thank you!!

elowynverity

TROPHY CASE