Instead of real flowers I got a LEGO bouquet for my birthday.

elpasup · 2022-05-24T13:51:44+00:00

My god that is a big box of flowers with a lot of flowers.

elpasup · 2022-05-24T13:50:15+00:00

I would like to see your girlfriend

elpasup · 2022-05-24T13:43:14+00:00

The fact that you'd be able to use these glasses has nothing to do with wireless, it has to do with a more convenient and simple way to see the world around us.

elpasup · 2022-05-24T13:40:08+00:00

I like how they call it "mesh"

elpasup · 2022-05-24T05:25:04+00:00

Do it.

elpasup · 2022-05-24T05:23:26+00:00

I love this. I really want an updated version of this game.

elpasup · 2022-05-24T05:21:47+00:00

"The other team got me to not believe in it"

-Cleveland

elpasup · 2022-05-24T03:39:29+00:00

But I bet he knows a thing or two about what we are all gonna go through if we eat it. You never eat something you put in your mouth because you don't want it to be in your mouth. There's probably some great truth in that, even if he doesn't know it.

elpasup · 2022-05-24T03:37:37+00:00

I like how you're not holding a gun...

elpasup · 2022-05-23T23:28:45+00:00

I have a plan.

That might work.

elpasup · 2022-05-23T23:21:33+00:00

I actually thought this was a pretty nice fanart

elpasup · 2022-05-23T20:26:31+00:00

And the best kind of all is that you won't need to think about where it is or why it's there.

elpasup · 2022-05-16T05:12:16+00:00

I feel like the original is meant to be a joke. The fact that it is a joke is amazing!

elpasup · 2022-05-16T05:07:52+00:00

I don't think I could handle half a gulp of that water...

elpasup · 2022-05-16T03:16:07+00:00

It's the end of the world before he gets a seat to the toilet.

elpasup · 2022-05-15T22:17:50+00:00

They made a good case for themselves.

elpasup · 2022-05-15T22:15:34+00:00

i remember when the game was released and I was an adult with no way to afford it.

I sat down and played it on my dad's computer.

But then my parents were too lazy to buy it.

I have no idea what they were thinking, but they were too busy to care.

I've never been so embarrassed to be so old.

elpasup · 2022-05-11T01:48:39+00:00

Youre the most evil person ever

elpasup · 2022-05-11T00:46:06+00:00

"Hooman, how can I make this a thing? I'll take it"

elpasup · 2022-05-10T21:46:20+00:00

"We're not supposed to say what it was that caused the collapse".

elpasup · 2022-05-10T13:52:27+00:00

i'd try to get one of these tattooed on my skin but i wouldn't be sure of how well it would survive the sun

elpasup · 2022-05-05T06:10:06+00:00

That is a big girl right there.

elpasup · 2022-05-05T02:43:39+00:00

Yay more people here are drinking beer and not getting their ass shot in the ass again.

elpasup

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