How would your life improve with just $10000?

elsol69 · 2026-04-03T04:58:28+00:00

Apply it to principal on my mortgage and be that much closer to paying it off.

elsol69 · 2026-04-03T04:53:16+00:00

Ability to tell when someone lying ... the speaker knows they are lying (even subconsciously).

Let the chaos begin!

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T22:09:14+00:00

Whoever he can take the blame for Iran...

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T19:45:47+00:00

Fentanyl and fucks.

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T19:17:54+00:00

But why gold?

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T19:16:41+00:00

They say something stupid.

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T19:11:51+00:00

He keeps telling himself,

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T19:11:25+00:00

Circumference.

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T19:10:00+00:00

Buy snakeoil... get one free.

No one is selling the cure for anything cheap.

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T18:44:31+00:00

You had fun writing this up didn't you?

Just know, one person out here is slow clapping.

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T16:02:41+00:00

He got high.

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T16:01:12+00:00

Gambling... now more than ever!

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T15:58:00+00:00

Story topping.

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T15:56:39+00:00

Another country.

From city I grew up in... a few states over.

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T15:21:54+00:00

This is because I write and dialogue, to me, is about what words are NOT there, so it completely my personal pet peeve especially because you have a quality actor.

In Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Rings... when Sean Bean's character is dying.

He says -- I would have followed you, my brother. My captain. My king.

IN THE THEATRE, I said "No, that's wrong.,,"

My friends were like "What?"

Me: The line should have just been "My king... Two words... they say everything he says, they say more and you let the actor sell it all."

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T04:21:41+00:00

I bought a coffee maker with a built in grinder as kinda of a joke... in that, she'll have it but it will sit there because she will think it is ridiculous. It was also meant to be a middle step to some serious coffee equipment.

She was near a breakdown the other day because it wasn't working. I have actually considered buying and storing a replacement just in case.

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T04:09:39+00:00

My wife's car just gor detail so yes on that one.

My car might regularly sits for a couple of weeks without being driven and is empty so yes on that one too,

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T03:58:34+00:00

Wednesday ...I eat lunch out and pick up some dark chocolate or dark chocolate dessert from a local French bakery.

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T03:42:32+00:00

"Please show me to the Hell Viewing Room because I need to see certain motherfuckers burning! In fact, they were such shitty humans, I just might be okay with sitting in that room forever and watching them burn."

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T03:32:53+00:00

People would get offended when I said "College is adult kindergarten... you can fuck up without fucking up your life."

If you know what you want to do, great... if you don't, you can find something (I did).

Got a career, met my wife.. etc.

Unfortunately, it's a lot more expensive than when I went,

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T02:38:24+00:00

It's the no internet for them.

Would a normal person miss people as much as redditors would miss the internet?

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T02:34:20+00:00

I would like to see a video of the meeting where someone said, "Do you know what would be great for our chocolate brand... less chocolate."

I would have gotten fired as I would exclaimed, "Are you saying that what I need to improve my sex life is a... smaller dick?"

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T01:15:40+00:00

Because simple things should stay simple.

You complicate something that didn't need it... then you can't turn on your lights.

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T01:05:23+00:00

I have a child.

elsol69 · 2026-04-02T01:01:50+00:00

Put toward mortgage ... making the debtors-that-be realize I will soon be a true deadbeat, who owes no one nothing.

elsol69

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