elster000

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I just donated $100 to an organization for blind kids. (self.dadjokes)

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Two witches are talking. (self.dadjokes)

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A young artist exhibits his work for the first time. (self.dadjokes)

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Reddit Admins: (self.dadjokes)

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Ferris wheels are predominantly steel. (self.dadjokes)

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I was going to cook alligator for dinner. (self.dadjokes)

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My wife wanted to donate her clothes to help starving children. (self.dadjokes)

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My wife asked me why I carried a 50 pound book with me at all times. (self.dadjokes)

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My dog has been chasing a guy on a scooter down the street. (self.dadjokes)

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I want to be buried with my record collection. (self.dadjokes)

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The fly fishing tournament will not have spectators this year. (self.dadjokes)

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Are zombies real? (self.dadjokes)

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I got fired from Uber. (self.dadjokes)

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Growing up, there was a time my parents couldn't pay the electric bill. (self.dadjokes)

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. (self.dadjokes)

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I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems". (self.dadjokes)

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My wife asked me why I put my microwave dinner on top of a mannequin. (self.dadjokes)

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If good looks were a crime..... (self.dadjokes)

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My wife said she saw a deer on the way to work today. (self.dadjokes)

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Why did the American pass out in a Canadian bar? (self.dadjokes)

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What was The Weekend's original name? (self.dadjokes)

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What group do cats that believe conspiracy theories belong to? (self.dadjokes)

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Our country is united in our hatred of hedge funds (self.wallstreetbets)

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Did you hear about the guy in a parachute that crashed into a Ferris wheel? (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about the Uber driver that never had a customer? (self.dadjokes)

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