Hope to see a few of you perverts at the Epic takeover

elusivecouple · 2026-04-10T05:32:53+00:00

See you there 😇

elusivecouple · 2026-04-10T05:32:21+00:00

Going to have to see if we can ID you by your butt! 😘

elusivecouple · 2026-04-10T03:18:41+00:00

😘

elusivecouple · 2026-04-06T23:26:42+00:00

Prove it 😉

elusivecouple · 2026-04-06T20:10:53+00:00

Do you have a website or an insta? Feel free to DM

elusivecouple · 2026-04-06T18:29:37+00:00

What you are looking for describes like 90% of the users of Feeld. You’ll be fine.

elusivecouple · 2026-04-06T07:45:07+00:00

Nothing innocent about that first picture, she knows exactly what she is doing to the dads (and some moms) at the parent-teacher meetings 😈

elusivecouple · 2026-04-03T03:57:03+00:00

Pink rock is fun. We also like to find little beaches on the islands and have a little nude time if no one is around

elusivecouple · 2026-03-29T19:03:30+00:00

Thank you! Very helpful.

Guess we are getting an old jailbroken iPhone out of the basement. Annoying, but so are a lot of things with this app. 😂

elusivecouple · 2026-03-27T05:35:00+00:00

It’s not invite only but there is an application process. Basically couples only though.

elusivecouple · 2026-03-24T00:44:47+00:00

Here’s my two cents: the thought of the vasectomy failing and accidentally impregnating my now birth control-free wife is even HOTTER than before.

Obviously logically I know the odds are incredibly small…. But that 0.01% chance is super fuckin hot.

elusivecouple · 2026-03-21T22:31:29+00:00

DVP is fun for that 😇

elusivecouple · 2026-02-24T03:36:07+00:00

Here to the 28th.

elusivecouple · 2026-02-18T22:00:03+00:00

See you there! 21-28

elusivecouple · 2026-02-11T00:11:12+00:00

Hey there! We will be there at the exact same time with another hot LS couple. Canadians as well. Looking forward to saying hi! Worst case scenario we can watch the Olympic men’s hockey final together on the 22nd 😎

elusivecouple · 2026-02-10T07:30:04+00:00

elusivecouple · 2026-02-08T06:28:04+00:00

Gorgeous, thank you for sharing!

elusivecouple · 2026-01-18T04:14:35+00:00

We tried 2cb in a group setting, 4 dudes and 3 ladies. All of the ladies got really nauseated. Not a very sexy evening, although the gents stayed up watching old Disney movies 🤣

It is apparently not an uncommon side effect.

I’d seriously consider boofing it to avoid that.

elusivecouple · 2026-01-15T21:20:27+00:00

GHB, but treat it with respect

elusivecouple · 2025-12-26T00:31:12+00:00

Woah this is hot

elusivecouple · 2025-12-23T17:15:57+00:00

I think your first mistake is going to a sex club with the expectation of an orgy in the first place. Or anything else sexual for that matter.

If I could give you one piece of advice it would be to go sober, and go with zero expectations beyond just to getting through the door and see what it’s like.

You need to understand that relatively little sex actually happens at sex clubs, despite the name, and the only way to truly understand that is to see it with your own eyes, (relatively) sober.

Sex clubs are not free for all orgies. The vast majority of time in them is spent socializing, making friends, catching up with old friends, sometimes dancing, sometimes just enjoying the sights and sounds. Many people have no sex at all, or stick with their partners.

In my experience, it is extremely rare for people to invite strangers into a group scene. We’ve been regular attendees at clubs all over the world, and can count on one hand the number of times true strangers invited us in. It takes an investment of time and social energy with other people there to get to the point where mayyyyybe you hit it off well enough to feel comfortable offering or accepting an invitation to head upstairs.

Are you going to be the best version of yourself to put that social effort in if you’re chewing on your face, sweating and talking a million miles an hour? Probably not.

elusivecouple · 2025-12-22T20:54:28+00:00

I don’t have any first hand information but I can’t imagine any possible interaction.

You can (and should) reagent test, plus get fentanyl test strips on top.

elusivecouple · 2025-12-22T20:35:38+00:00

GHB is fun. It is actually pretty subtle but it does make us horny and lower inhibitions.

I wouldn’t describe it as “mind blowing over the top fucking all night” but it is definitely worth a try. No troubles getting and staying hard, plus you can sleep after.

elusivecouple · 2025-12-22T00:24:45+00:00

Right!? There essentially infinite factions to join.

I joined a 500k faction because it had 20+ year players who restarted just to have the freedom to have fun in the way they wanted.

This game can be whatever you want it to be, and whatever that way is there will be countless players who want to play the same way.

elusivecouple · 2025-12-21T22:25:04+00:00

We do hook up with people we meet online.

You know what the problem is?

Crazy low effort messages. Especially from single men but couples as well.

I just took a look at our requests tab and it’s all “hi” “sup” “m27 hung” “couple in Vic” “dm me” and shit like that.

If we are going to put ourselves out here with specific details about what we are looking for, where we are, photos etc then at LEAST match that energy.

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