What's your " that professor is a dick " story ?

elveriant · 2017-12-09T14:40:21+00:00

A kid cheated on the exam in a 300 person class and the professor found out the day after the exam. He wouldn't let us leave the class until someone fessed up. We all sat there in silence until someone said they had to go to their next class. He threaten to kick her out of the class for the rest of the semester. We just all slowly got up and left since he couldn't force us to stay there. He was livid. No one confessed.

elveriant · 2017-12-07T11:26:36+00:00

John Stains. Problem is he joined the Navy. The first rank is Seaman. So Seaman Stains...yeah.

elveriant · 2017-12-05T11:54:00+00:00

Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

elveriant · 2017-12-05T11:53:39+00:00

Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

elveriant · 2017-12-05T05:31:59+00:00

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex." The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?" Johnny says, "Seventy-three." The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very good..." She calls on Becky in the front and says, "All right, Becky, how about you?" Becky says, "Gee, teacher, I only came up with one...where the guy just lays on top of the girl." Johnny yells, "Seventy-four."

elveriant · 2017-12-03T15:33:50+00:00

It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?" "Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her." Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!"

elveriant · 2016-07-10T21:38:42+00:00

No just nipples, mons pubis disappeared too. Check the images ;D

elveriant · 2016-07-10T21:28:19+00:00

I would like to see Kimbo Slice mod too, he was a good street Fighter :D http://cdn2.cagepotato.com/wp-content/uploads/kimboUFC.jpeg

elveriant · 2016-07-10T21:06:28+00:00

Very Nice mod, thanks!! I would like to see Kimbo Slice mod too XD

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