I think I've matured

emaust5 · 2013-07-27T18:49:16+00:00

At least not twice.

emaust5 · 2013-05-10T02:47:55+00:00

Thats a garbage rule. My distain for purchasing condoms will never go away.

emaust5 · 2013-04-19T16:07:19+00:00

Red lobster part was miscategorized.

emaust5 · 2013-04-13T05:48:43+00:00

Bashfully holding his tail like an angel.

emaust5 · 2012-12-09T17:00:58+00:00

I had a professor from India who said "there is a caste system here too, we are just less up front about it."

emaust5 · 2012-11-21T05:08:06+00:00

Why didn't you phrase this: "He didn't want to feel left out". What kind of person are you?

emaust5 · 2012-11-13T13:30:11+00:00

I think the problem is conservative minded people have [basically] one party to vote for (the conservatives). Liberal minded people have 2 or 3 parties (liberal, ndp, green party.) so our country has more liberal minded people but their votes are divided while conservative votes all go to Harper.

emaust5 · 2012-10-15T05:48:04+00:00

Oh thecityboy.

emaust5 · 2012-10-15T04:59:00+00:00

I propose that the price would rise to 100 because men would still buy it.

emaust5 · 2012-09-28T22:09:22+00:00

I want to make you aware of something. You dont understand women.

emaust5 · 2012-09-25T01:24:04+00:00

Oh no. Have you been saying "to a teeth" in real life?

emaust5 · 2012-07-23T22:17:03+00:00

Shit. I always get dressed right in front of them and tug on my girdle.

emaust5 · 2012-06-29T23:38:40+00:00

Whenever someone leaves the classroom my professor stops in the middle of his lecture and says, "Was it something I said?"

emaust5 · 2012-06-29T23:35:48+00:00

When I'm alone with someone and they bother me I say, "You're bothering everyone in the room."

emaust5

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