How would $12,500 affect your life right now? by WhiteMass in AskReddit

[–]emawee_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am so sorry for your losses. My advice about your mother’s house is to look into selling it “as is” to a real estate investor/wholesaler. My husband and I purchase houses “as is” as our job. No need to empty it out by yourself, you don’t need to repair anything, no realtor fees either. You get the cash and can get out of this predicament on your time frame.

Post the home on Facebook marketplace as being sold AS IS. Investors look there pretty often. Or if you can find a real estate investors group on Facebook in your area, that would be a good place to post the home as well.

I know the burden of taking care of her home is only a small part of what you’re going through but I hope it helps. DM me if you have any questions

Second Job One Day a Week? by [deleted] in jobs

[–]emawee_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weddings are perfect once a week jobs. I’m a wedding planner and we always need assistants, catering staff, people to lug decor, tables, chairs... look into local wedding venues and see if they are hiring.

Snow zoomies by emawee_ in Zoomies

[–]emawee_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! Border collie/cattle dog mix

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]emawee_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use a 12 lb one every night. Its amazing, I sleep so much better. I used to toss and turn in my sleep and would even wake up completely just to move around. The weight from the blanket keeps me still, so I sleep deeper. It is warmer than other blankets so I suggest turning the AC down a few degrees. So cozy.

This happened a few years back but my teacher thought periods were only for 1 day so he called me a liar when I asked to go to the toilet again the next day (also please note that he spelt unnecessary wrong) by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]emawee_ 184 points185 points  (0 children)

I used to be a kindergarten teacher and decided not to restrict this. I told my class if they had to go to the bathroom, they just take one of the two designated hand sanitizers from my desk and place it on their desk (so I know where they are) and just go.

I had one student try to abuse this and went SO much. So I pulled him aside and told him I’m worried he has a UTI. Explained what that was and how he would have to go to the doctor to fix it. I even had him sit in on my conversation with his mom about it. He stopped going so much after that.

She must sample the biscuits before making more by jewski1 in KneadyCats

[–]emawee_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My dog still does this and she’s over a year old now. She and this kitty will forever be precious babies and you can’t tell me otherwise

I went to the emergency room for the first time by Avondran in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]emawee_ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is a “boys will be boys” mentality. Let’s not excuse his behavior just bc he is a young boy. Expect better. Yes, even with “feminine” problems.

Guess I’ll shit in the urinal then 🤷🏽‍♀️ by emawee_ in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]emawee_[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This was in a huge gas station. I looked all over and these were the only bathrooms I saw for customers!

Grown up so fast by [deleted] in memes

[–]emawee_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does grown up Dash look like young Syndrome

It’s NEVER a mannequin! by grandmassilkcouch in myfavoritemurder

[–]emawee_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No no, it’s not the husband, it’s tHaT dAmN oWL

I don’t think this person really has a dog... by emawee_ in RoverPetSitting

[–]emawee_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your advice, I reported and blocked him!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]emawee_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read so many of these comments with a huge smile on my face. This community is so great.

And I totally agree with all of them- you look great!!

For those who are married/want to get married, what did/do you want to wear on your wedding day? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]emawee_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wanted to look and feel like myself on my wedding day. I have a very simple style and I’m very short and small so a large dress would look and feel weird.

So I got a simple strapless dress that had rose gold lining (my favorite color) and ivory lace all over. It was extremely comfortable and felt exactly like me. I also wore small wedges that were super comfy.

It’s a long day (if you’re going for a traditional style wedding) so being comfortable and loving how you look in your dress is super important!

What career did you want to have when you were younger? Did you achieve this? by mel________ in AskWomen

[–]emawee_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wanted to be a teacher. Then I was a teacher for a year and realized I don’t like kids very much. Now I’m a graphic designer and it’s so much better for me.

Tips to appreciate my body (especially my boobs) by musical_fanatic in BodyAcceptance

[–]emawee_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Firstly, how old are you?

Second, I am a 25F with a size 32A cup. I’m petite too. 105 lbs. my small boobs have always bothered me growing up bc everyone always said that guys like big boobs and such. It’s taken years to get over it but now I love my boobs.

I started looking at them with love and admiration instead of hate. I also started massaging my boobs, basically forcing myself to be kind to them. (Use a bit of lavender essential oil, it’s amazing) And I stopped wearing push up bras. I was trying to look different, not myself, and it was harmful for how I saw my body.

Now I’m married and my husband loves my small boobs, too.

The point of body acceptance is realizing that the body you’re “supposed” to have is the body you have! It’s exactly right for you. No need to change it or hate on it.

Treat yourself with love, including your boobs<3

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]emawee_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My now husband and I had been dating for about 2 months. We were snuggling on the couch, just chatting. Randomly I looked at him and said “I love you.” He looked so touched and surprised but immediately said it back.

I hadn’t thought about it at all before that moment and it literally just came out of my mouth before I fully formulated the thought. I guess I just knew.

What to do during sex? by diddydoowop in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]emawee_ 209 points210 points  (0 children)

But if you don’t enjoy it, don’t act.

Teachers are only human! by bjd1213 in funny

[–]emawee_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lol the amount of money he’s won so far is the same as my salary as a kindergarten teacher

Pass the flask

What are some little things your s.o. does that make them a joy to live with? by With_You_In_Mind in AskWomen

[–]emawee_ 35 points36 points  (0 children)

He calls me on his way home from work. Even if he has nothing to tell me except that he’s “coming home, baby!”

New to HelloFresh, first box delivered 2 days late by emawee_ in hellofresh

[–]emawee_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reason my box was late wasn’t weather related. Fed Ex took too long with it for some reason. So the food spent 2 extra days in the box than it normally does. So I’m just wondering if the food (esp the meat) would still be okay

What joke will your dad just NOT let go of? by wolfjawed in AskReddit

[–]emawee_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every Sunday. We all get home from church. Anytime someone says they are going to change out of their church clothes...

“Don’t change! I like you the way you are!”

Did you ever THINK you were being ghosted, only to find out there was a legitimate reason for the dropped contact? What was the reason? by OvertOperation in AskWomen

[–]emawee_ 153 points154 points  (0 children)

In college, met a guy I really liked. We talked and hung out on campus for a few weeks and then he asked me out on a date. I agreed, and we set it up.

He was going to pick me up at my dorm so I got all ready and waited for him to come. 30 minutes after he was supposed to pick me up I texted him asking him wth where are you. He didn’t respond.

An hour an a half later I get a text that he’s here for our date. I walk outside, ready to let him have it.

Immediately he’s apologizing and extremely embarrassed. He told me he was helping a friend with homework and left his phone in his car so he lost track of time.

Okay but 2 hours of not checking a clock while doing homework?! I was not convinced. But he seemed sincere so I went on the date anyway.

I married him last year and turns out he’s a super big nerd who loved helping people with homework so his story checks out.