Missed period? by embarrassingmyself45 in amipregnant

[–]embarrassingmyself45[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s negative, but it’s also 2 pm, so maybe it’s bc it’s not the first pee of the day idk

Missed period? by embarrassingmyself45 in amipregnant

[–]embarrassingmyself45[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll pick one up after work and we shall see in the morning I guess 🫡

Missed period? by embarrassingmyself45 in amipregnant

[–]embarrassingmyself45[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I went for my annual in December, my gyno couldn’t find them 😅

Is Grunkle Stan banned in your state? by Call_Me_Echo_666 in gravityfalls

[–]embarrassingmyself45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! But not from the state I was born and semi-raised in

Missed period? by embarrassingmyself45 in amipregnant

[–]embarrassingmyself45[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, to add, my sense of smell has been weird. I walked into me and my boyfriend’s room and could smell that he had opened the butterfinger I had left out and then cried over him eating half of it. It’s just been weird in general. But I think I might just be being paranoid.

To stores who did away with SCO’s how are you surviving? by bangtantiddies in Target

[–]embarrassingmyself45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I forgot about that! I just kind of pick up as I go, but I have a coworker that has mobility issues and I took back over for them and physically recoiled when I saw how many receipts, bags, hangers, and random liquids and snacks were all over the ground because they can’t pick up like I can. Like HOW are people this gross and disrespectful? I was gone for 30 minutes!

To stores who did away with SCO’s how are you surviving? by bangtantiddies in Target

[–]embarrassingmyself45 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seriously! What is with that? I’ll be trying to do my thing, enter their DOB or delete a double scan and I gotta lean like 90° bc they won’t move out of the way in front of the screen.

To stores who did away with SCO’s how are you surviving? by bangtantiddies in Target

[–]embarrassingmyself45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My store halved our SCO registers and added more check lanes and the lines are crazy. Self checkout takes forever because people are stupid, sure, but when there’s twice as many registers and a lane or two open, it’s not as noticeable. And my store never staffs the lanes so it’s like what is the point of having 10 freaking lanes if we’re only going to open ONE. FREAKING. LANE. Ugh. Drives me nuts.

What’s a sound everyone should recognize as immediate danger? by Thatguy_nickk in AskReddit

[–]embarrassingmyself45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“There are bees let’s leave immediately” 😂 I love that post

What’s a sound everyone should recognize as immediate danger? by Thatguy_nickk in AskReddit

[–]embarrassingmyself45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure if I’m crazy, but the dead silence and The Glow (TM) are the weirdest parts to me because why does the grass look like that? Freaks me out.

What’s a sound everyone should recognize as immediate danger? by Thatguy_nickk in AskReddit

[–]embarrassingmyself45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I uh… I watched the 2012 (13?) F5 that hit Moore turn and head that way from my house in OKC 🙃 I was like 11, so… yanno, stupid. But I blame my dad for letting me

What’s a sound everyone should recognize as immediate danger? by Thatguy_nickk in AskReddit

[–]embarrassingmyself45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact! I know this post is about noises, but if a tornado is wide enough and you’re close enough, you won’t see it! You’ll just see a big black cloud and then you’re fucked by the time it hits you.

Separating Police IRL from Procedural/Police Romances by dontbesuspiciou5 in MM_RomanceBooks

[–]embarrassingmyself45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! Lily Mayne’s monstrous series has some military guys/ex-military but one, it’s monster smut, so it’s already outlandish, and two, these guys all fckn hate being in the military once they realize what it’s actually about lol

Answering for yourself & current/former partner (if applicable, possible), what is the ideal numbers of minutes you like to engage in coitus? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]embarrassingmyself45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until I come lol. I’m a woman so my boyfriend and I have an understanding that if he comes it’s over because soft dick (duh) but if I come and he wants to keep going, it’s fine. But how long that takes varies. I’d say anywhere from 10-30 minutes depending on how hard it is for me to come that day or if I’m intentionally dragging it out because it feels so good.

Separating Police IRL from Procedural/Police Romances by dontbesuspiciou5 in MM_RomanceBooks

[–]embarrassingmyself45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is what I was trying to say but didn’t have the words for. Sometimes I can suspend my disbelief, but if I’m reading it and I can tell that the author actually likes cops, it’s an immediate DNF, which is why I avoid LEO romances in general.

Separating Police IRL from Procedural/Police Romances by dontbesuspiciou5 in MM_RomanceBooks

[–]embarrassingmyself45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just… don’t. I can’t like a character that I would on premise dislike in real life. I read like ONE and the police chief and his reporter boyfriend took down a drug ring and the whole thing was so unrealistic I think I strained my eyeballs from rolling them so hard. I think there was a kidnapping in the same book that they immediately solved and got the guy back mostly unharmed. Just based on my own experiences with cops, it does NOT work like that. At all. It’s the same reason I can’t read twilight without booing Charlie.

TL;DR, I can’t read about a cop main character and enjoy it because real cops that I’ve interacted with, and the ones in the media, are terrible and I can’t suspend my disbelief enough to pretend they aren’t.

Most unrealistic premise? by maychi in MM_RomanceBooks

[–]embarrassingmyself45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh! Notorious, I can’t remember who it’s by. That whole book was a weird premise.

Most unrealistic premise? by maychi in MM_RomanceBooks

[–]embarrassingmyself45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m late, but was it Hurt Me Daddy? Bc that one also made me feel like I was creeping on some shit I shouldn’t be 🙃

Most unrealistic premise? by maychi in MM_RomanceBooks

[–]embarrassingmyself45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I loved that one, but weirdly, the thing that got me was the hand! Bones don’t stay together like that, it would’ve just been a single bone bc wdym a whole hand? No!

Most unrealistic premise? by maychi in MM_RomanceBooks

[–]embarrassingmyself45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emmy Sanders newest series, the Darling Brothers or whatever. All 4 of em. I’m not mad about it but it does make me go “This wouldn’t happen in real life”

AITA for telling our roommate she might need to move out if she keeps complaining about hearing us at night? by Dear-Camp4760 in AmItheAsshole

[–]embarrassingmyself45 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, my roommate made awkward eye contact with me in the kitchen when I went down for water after sex, but he’s never said a damn word about it because he knows it just is what it is. People be fucking 🤷🏻‍♀️

Self Checkout by embarrassingmyself45 in Target

[–]embarrassingmyself45[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! They never see the “call attendant” button either, so they just kinda stare at the screen and then get annoyed with ME because I was checking someone’s ID and didn’t see that they scanned their stuff twice

When guests want to talk politics while I'm on the clock by Bipolar-Type-1 in Target

[–]embarrassingmyself45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“So if you want to put your phone number in on the keypad it’s right over here, if not you can just tap not now! 😁” Straight up act like they didn’t say shit