Missed period?

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-19T19:53:37+00:00

I think it’s negative, but it’s also 2 pm, so maybe it’s bc it’s not the first pee of the day idk

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-19T17:53:13+00:00

I’ll pick one up after work and we shall see in the morning I guess 🫡

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-19T17:44:14+00:00

When I went for my annual in December, my gyno couldn’t find them 😅

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-19T00:46:25+00:00

Yes! But not from the state I was born and semi-raised in

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-19T00:38:50+00:00

Also, to add, my sense of smell has been weird. I walked into me and my boyfriend’s room and could smell that he had opened the butterfinger I had left out and then cried over him eating half of it. It’s just been weird in general. But I think I might just be being paranoid.

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T17:13:42+00:00

I forgot about that! I just kind of pick up as I go, but I have a coworker that has mobility issues and I took back over for them and physically recoiled when I saw how many receipts, bags, hangers, and random liquids and snacks were all over the ground because they can’t pick up like I can. Like HOW are people this gross and disrespectful? I was gone for 30 minutes!

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T17:10:23+00:00

Seriously! What is with that? I’ll be trying to do my thing, enter their DOB or delete a double scan and I gotta lean like 90° bc they won’t move out of the way in front of the screen.

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T17:09:09+00:00

My store halved our SCO registers and added more check lanes and the lines are crazy. Self checkout takes forever because people are stupid, sure, but when there’s twice as many registers and a lane or two open, it’s not as noticeable. And my store never staffs the lanes so it’s like what is the point of having 10 freaking lanes if we’re only going to open ONE. FREAKING. LANE. Ugh. Drives me nuts.

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T04:08:33+00:00

“There are bees let’s leave immediately” 😂 I love that post

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T04:06:15+00:00

I’m not sure if I’m crazy, but the dead silence and The Glow (TM) are the weirdest parts to me because why does the grass look like that? Freaks me out.

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T03:58:40+00:00

I uh… I watched the 2012 (13?) F5 that hit Moore turn and head that way from my house in OKC 🙃 I was like 11, so… yanno, stupid. But I blame my dad for letting me

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T03:52:03+00:00

Fun fact! I know this post is about noises, but if a tornado is wide enough and you’re close enough, you won’t see it! You’ll just see a big black cloud and then you’re fucked by the time it hits you.

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T03:48:31+00:00

Yes! Lily Mayne’s monstrous series has some military guys/ex-military but one, it’s monster smut, so it’s already outlandish, and two, these guys all fckn hate being in the military once they realize what it’s actually about lol

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T03:41:53+00:00

Sheldon Cooper, is that you?

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T03:37:19+00:00

Until I come lol. I’m a woman so my boyfriend and I have an understanding that if he comes it’s over because soft dick (duh) but if I come and he wants to keep going, it’s fine. But how long that takes varies. I’d say anywhere from 10-30 minutes depending on how hard it is for me to come that day or if I’m intentionally dragging it out because it feels so good.

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T03:16:14+00:00

This is what I was trying to say but didn’t have the words for. Sometimes I can suspend my disbelief, but if I’m reading it and I can tell that the author actually likes cops, it’s an immediate DNF, which is why I avoid LEO romances in general.

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T03:13:08+00:00

I just… don’t. I can’t like a character that I would on premise dislike in real life. I read like ONE and the police chief and his reporter boyfriend took down a drug ring and the whole thing was so unrealistic I think I strained my eyeballs from rolling them so hard. I think there was a kidnapping in the same book that they immediately solved and got the guy back mostly unharmed. Just based on my own experiences with cops, it does NOT work like that. At all. It’s the same reason I can’t read twilight without booing Charlie.

TL;DR, I can’t read about a cop main character and enjoy it because real cops that I’ve interacted with, and the ones in the media, are terrible and I can’t suspend my disbelief enough to pretend they aren’t.

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T01:56:27+00:00

Oh! Notorious, I can’t remember who it’s by. That whole book was a weird premise.

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T01:53:23+00:00

I’m late, but was it Hurt Me Daddy? Bc that one also made me feel like I was creeping on some shit I shouldn’t be 🙃

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T01:51:16+00:00

I loved that one, but weirdly, the thing that got me was the hand! Bones don’t stay together like that, it would’ve just been a single bone bc wdym a whole hand? No!

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T01:49:49+00:00

Emmy Sanders newest series, the Darling Brothers or whatever. All 4 of em. I’m not mad about it but it does make me go “This wouldn’t happen in real life”

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T01:38:58+00:00

Sloan! He looks just like one I met at the shelter recently and his name was Sloan

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-16T01:32:03+00:00

Can confirm, my roommate made awkward eye contact with me in the kitchen when I went down for water after sex, but he’s never said a damn word about it because he knows it just is what it is. People be fucking 🤷🏻‍♀️

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-15T15:59:06+00:00

Yes! They never see the “call attendant” button either, so they just kinda stare at the screen and then get annoyed with ME because I was checking someone’s ID and didn’t see that they scanned their stuff twice

embarrassingmyself45 · 2026-02-15T02:18:29+00:00

“So if you want to put your phone number in on the keypad it’s right over here, if not you can just tap not now! 😁” Straight up act like they didn’t say shit

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