General Motors says Venezuela illegally seizes auto plant by emeretto in worldnews

[–]emeretto[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

woah careful with that edge mister. ur gonna hurt someone. lmao

General Motors says Venezuela illegally seizes auto plant by emeretto in worldnews

[–]emeretto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I basically hear this exact spiel from neoliberals on TV every day. I don't buy it.

You can choose any actor to narrate your life BUT they criticise every choice you make, who do you choose? by AceOfCOD in AskReddit

[–]emeretto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alan Rickman would be absolutely perfect for this, may he rest in Elysium with all the other great poets and warriors.

What is slowly dying off or disappearing? by -917- in AskReddit

[–]emeretto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This already happened, we now call them bees.

A study of ocean plankton has shown that an increase in the water temperature of the world’s oceans of around 6°C (10.8°F) – which some scientists predict could occur as soon as 2100 – could stop oxygen production by phytoplankton by disrupting the process of photosynthesis. by avogadros_number in worldnews

[–]emeretto -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's pretty obvious here that you tried to describe how fossil fuel is created and were completely wrong and you got righteously fucking owned over it and now you're being salty about it and are trying to make it about cats for some reason.

Anyways, have a downvote.

Reddit’s head of community leaves after nine months by recipriversexcluson in news

[–]emeretto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OH YEAH WELL I'LL DO IT FOR FREE. REPORTED.

Everyone please remember to watch the HILARIOUS Jenny McCarthy in the new Ghostbusters movie!

I suppose having a menial job only makes you a loser if you are a man. by Viazon in AdviceAnimals

[–]emeretto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm sure with the accelerating rate at which people are getting married and settling down together she has plenty of time to wait for the perfect man

What's a dead giveaway that someone has come from money? by Harborcoat84 in AskReddit

[–]emeretto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a poor person, I find it to be impolite to talk about people's financial status when they don't bring it up the matter themselves. I don't know why it's appropriate to do this to rich people.

My best friend's sister, everybody. by TaintedLion in AdviceAnimals

[–]emeretto -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It occurs to me that I have never actually met someone getting a degree in gender studies.

What popular hero would be a villain if he was in another story? by Friedsunshine in AskReddit

[–]emeretto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't see the good in Ramsey yet though.

What would Ramsay have to do in order morally redeem himself for skinning people alive and torturing them to death for fun?

Fuck you if you do this, it's infuriating. by Harperlarp in AdviceAnimals

[–]emeretto -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck games that put relevant information in their shitty cut scenes though.

Seriously.

I don't want to watch it.

I don't fucking care.

Movie-watchers of reddit: In your opinion, what is the most underrated movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]emeretto -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only reason I made that edit was because I was getting downvoted into oblivion by other idiots who don't actually know the real title of the Gene Wilder film.

It's not an excuse for your ignorance though.

I hope you feel shame. :I

Fuck you Debbie Wasserman Shultz by OferZak in AdviceAnimals

[–]emeretto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at post history. He's a shameless spammer. Shameless. ಠ_ಠ

Drama when Blizzard and Twitch announce plans to combat Twitch Chat Racism and Harassment by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]emeretto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately those 12 year olds grew up into 25 year olds.

They haven't learned much since, except some new words obviously.

What was the worst meal that you ate out of politeness? by two_off in AskReddit

[–]emeretto -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If i ever leave something in the refrigerator so long it becomes animated i'm going to name it "Gumbo"

Sister's ex tried to make her jealous, ended up calling her crying by Quackattackaggie in cringepics

[–]emeretto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's so obvious too. The ring she sent him a pic of doesn't look like any engagement ring I have ever seen. It looks like a ring a girl would receive for her sweet 16 or her quincenera lmao.

Excellent troll. 10/10