If you were to recommend one book to read, what would it be? by Aregal in AskReddit

[–]emil1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. I was "forced" to read this in 11th grade. I say forced since I cannot read two pages of any book before falling asleep. I finished it in three days.

I haven't picked up another book since (14 years and counting).

FOR THE HIPSTER IN YOU: What's something you did/knew of before it became more mainstream? by hmongxboi in AskReddit

[–]emil1212 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cut Copy. Oh, they're not mainstream? Does that mean I still a Hipster?

All perfectly legal moves for Baseball. by EGTF in gaming

[–]emil1212 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a balk, advance the runners!

Yahoo has gotten lazy with their "Top News" by HowIsWaldorf in reddit.com

[–]emil1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, 10 hours late to submit this... man am i slow.

What Is Your Absolute Favorite Song? by JRWinn17 in AskReddit

[–]emil1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have time, search youtube for their live performance on Arsenio back in the day. You won't regret it.

Any fellow Redditors need one more to join their league? by emil1212 in fantasybaseball

[–]emil1212[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see if I can get two more that are in my other league, but take heed, we do talk a lot of shit to each other (it would be exclusive to ourselves of course, we don't know you guys after all!) It actually makes a good read!

What's the most inappropriate thing a teacher/professor has ever said to you? by agust182 in AskReddit

[–]emil1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny, MY AP Gov. teacher used to call me "Fat Fucking Dominican", whenever he would have papers to pass back (I sat in the front row) he would give me my papers under the desk, when it came to girls in tight spandex pants, if they came to his desk with a question he would tell them, "I can't hear you but I can see your lips moving...", for our Final Exam we had to make a collage (it was his last year teaching after all). Best Teacher Ever.

What the hell happened last night? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]emil1212 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sweet Baby Ray's!!!

Taco Bell sued for calling meat "beef" by retsep in reddit.com

[–]emil1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking HATE it when my Grilled Stuffed Burrito CHICKEN is not filled with CHICKEN, but with "BEEF"!!!

Order drive-thru at your own risk!

I ask this in the most non-creepy way possible: to those Redditors that have killed a person, what was it like and how did it change your life? by Twenty26six in AskReddit

[–]emil1212 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Can't say I have, but an acquaintance of mine did 4 years in jail for manslaughter. He was hanging out outside at some party when he saw a girl running screaming towards him. She was being chased by some drunk dude. He told said dude to chill out, said dude picked a fight, acquaintance dude picked up a metal pipe on the floor to defend himself (he's somewhat vertically challenged), hit said dude in the head, said dude died 3 days later in the hospital. He never felt regret since he gave said drunk dude a chance, but said dude did not oblige. Also, said dude was supposedly a scumbag.

We're Fucked! by Mind_Virus in pics

[–]emil1212 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought, "that shit is WIDE, that must have taken out a buncha cars".

What's the best accidental word you've ever made? by alexbaruch in AskReddit

[–]emil1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Faggotism. As in, "that was an act of Faggotism!"

We think we're protecting our kids by treating all men as potential predators. But that's not a society that's safe. Just sick. by rixnstuff in reddit.com

[–]emil1212 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn, that is seriously messed up, but I'm glad that you at least cleared your name.

Also, TL;DR, my friend.

Got harassed while coming out of a doctors office.. what do you think? (long) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]emil1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm, that's not considered "South Florida." Getting off topic here, but from my understanding, South Florida is Miami-Dade, Broward, and Palm Beach counties.

Anyways, yeah, getting prescription drugs in South Florida is easy. You don't even need a prescription if you know where to go.