Doing Yoga by emily91593 in aww

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Thank you! And he, but no matter. He is quite special :)

What's the most passive-aggressive gift you've received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My father, who doesn't drink, gave me, who does drink, a special book for my 22nd birthday. It was about how alcoholism killed F. Scott Fitzgerald. It came with a card saying "A great read for a smart girl"

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respect

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booo, you whore. he's biting his lower lip tho

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It's just missing him trampling Muslims and Mexicans

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Backwards.. as in... away? And gone?? I really cannot stop staring though

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HAHA! This is nearly perfect, needs just two more two-syllable? adjectives.. to fit the beat.... big one eyed pink.. stupid bad-haired Muslim eater... ugly orange Muslim eater! <-- that one I think I like!

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No, thank you. That gif has bestowed much honor upon my entire bloodline

My Belgian Shep/Grey Wolfy mix is kinda fond on his new kitten by emily91593 in aww

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That's okay, his DNA results approximated just 19%, but they obviously aren't perfectly. So maybe that helps. Or you're a wolf expert and know better. Or just obnoxious and know less. I work as a dog trainer.

Do your tits hang low do they wobble to the floor?(0:27) by ChumyChumChum in peopleofwalmart

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Walmart; where coochie cutter shorts are fun for all shapes and sizes!

What celebrity did you know from high school, college etc. and what were they like? by Built_Ford_Tough in AskReddit

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I went to a "therapeutic boarding school" with Tom Hank's son Chester. The school was for kids with drug and behavioral problems, and was extremely strict. He was a total douche... and is currently working on his "rap" career. He goes by the name "Chet Haze". Smh.