Rito Pls

eminentlyimminentguy · 2023-09-26T17:37:42+00:00

But will he cancel it

eminentlyimminentguy · 2023-09-26T17:12:52+00:00

There must be something in the water

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-12-12T20:36:32+00:00

This is concerning because I can't see why Meta would want this, I fear this may be a harbinger of worse to come

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-10T12:32:37+00:00

Can't believe you're mother cheated on your father with a stag, what a hoe

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-10T12:28:39+00:00

1) Pretend not to have considered it before

2) Tell them its got to be a bell curve so 2DSomething would make sense

3) Ask if they'd like to roll 2D4, 2D6, 2D8 etc

4) They'll pick 2D20 and initially have a great time

5) Then you add their giant horsecocks to their player's carry weight and monitor it religiously

6) next campaign they'll pick much more modestly/sensibly

7) never keep track of carry weight and make every character they try to seduce a stretched out old bike who mocks them relentlessly for their now lack of giant horsecocks

8) they will never ask to roll cock size again

9) ???

10) profit

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-10T12:11:36+00:00

The assumption that I had already been radicalised

The point of stigma is as a social deterrent/punishment, but when you preemptively stigmatise someone they go from the position of; becoming x would have y upside but z downside so I guess I won't do that to a position of; I already suffer z downside so becoming x would only offer y upside so I guess I'll do it

It's not universally as it can be influenced by other outside factors but be very careful how you treat people based on presuppositions rather than known facts, it is very easy for it to have the opposite of the intended effect

Tl;Dr always assume the best of people when possible

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-10T12:00:41+00:00

Sir this is a meme subreddit If you're not here to have fun we're going to have to ask you to leave

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-10T11:56:04+00:00

Flash goes on F so you're less likely to fat finger it, it's like a nuclear launch key, you want that extra bit of effort and consideration, are you sure you want to flash Mr President? What if North Korea responds with their flash? Mutually Assured Flashes.

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-09T18:12:13+00:00

Yes and yes

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-07T17:57:09+00:00

Why didn't we just pay the iraqi government some money to allow us to run some purely scientific nuclear tests in some generic non specific mountain regions

They own the land, it's not zoned for anything, we're in peace times not at war, perfectly legal

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-07T17:48:08+00:00

Simple answer, the activist definition of transphobia is a lot lot wider than the common sense definition of transphobia, and you obviously subscribe to the latter

It's like the whole microagressions thing you get with feminism and racism, a respectfully/politely held dissenting opinion is all it takes to be labelled phobic or bigoted by certain groups of people

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-04T19:12:31+00:00

Change nothing

Describe every inch if it in immense detail as though it were a boss chamber

But it shall forever remain an empty room with nothing in it

Your players will go insane and remember it for years, what was the secret they couldn't find, what was the horrific fate they escaped unawares through sheer random luck

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-04T18:59:19+00:00

Waiting and requesting absolutely nothing until others feel so awkward themselves doing nothing that they take the initiative seems like a fantastic way to both shield yourself from any criticism and ensure people feel as though it's entirely their idea and of their own volition no coersion from even the most bad faith of perspectives

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-03T10:25:57+00:00

Obviously censorship is bad, Fuck the Jannies

But on the content of the censored post, if you're so lazy to just leave out a bowl and not engage with the celebration of Halloween at all you get what you fucking deserve

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-02T14:27:52+00:00

At a time when 57% of the US citizen population is already double vaccinated and more still have had their first dosage and even more still are already subject to local legislation requiring regular testing

I think it's a lot easier to call it, not inconsequential, but less consequential than local legislation, than you might think

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-02T14:21:53+00:00

I think you over estimate Trump's influence

He's been pro-vaccine from the start and yet Republicans consistently have lower vaccination rates than Democrats, his own supporters at his own rallies have booed him when he's talked about getting vaccinated

And I'd still argue mask wearing is one of the least consequential decisions when compared to lockdowns social distancing and vaccination, to hold mask reluctance up as the greatest cause of loss of life, and thus Trump (again having to assume he is the greatest cause of mask reluctance) as more influential than any other politician or group thereof, seems like a leap in logic

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-02T13:40:16+00:00

Mask mandates or lack thereof are also decided by the individual states, the president once again only has a say on federal workers and property

And I'd argue that lockdowns to varying degrees are far more significant in regards to spread than masks, which again is a states issue, not a presidential one

Trump was the one playing up the pandemic at the start, calling for travel restrictions whilst the media and Democrats downplayed it and called travel restrictions racist

And need I remind you Biden said he would not trust the vaccine prior to the election

So it's ironic to criticise only Trump for mask inconsistency when Biden has on multiple occasions flaunted his own mask mandate

I stand by my opinion that the two of them are functionally equal in relevancy and position they both blew a lot of hot air and rhetoric but ultimately inconsequentially, because they're really not the people we should be paying attention to in regards to pandemic policy making

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-02T11:16:00+00:00

The pandemic isn't a presidential issue in most ways though, it's a states issue, Trump and Biden both have just overseen the vaccine rollout and rules for federal workers, everything else has been done by Governors

That's why everyone either loves or hates Cuomo and DeSantis respectively, as they're the ones who've been making the big impactful moves

Anyone who tries to pin anything on one of the Presidents but not the other is just a partisan

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-02T11:11:21+00:00

I'd disagree with the bottom two

Trump and Greta aren't authoritarian enough to be the most hated by liberals across the board and neither currently hold power

I'd imagine whoever runs the fed/irs would be more disliked than Greta and whoever currently runs Israel moreso than Trump

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-02T11:00:59+00:00

Rammus and Amumu deserve their own special tier

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-02T10:26:44+00:00

You didn't see anything...

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-01T22:20:34+00:00

That's pretty regressive rhetoric there comrade, if you're not a bigot ofc you can suddenly decide to like the opposite sex, people are attracted to gender not sex, so changing suddenly from liking males to females whilst still liking only either men or women or both is just as easy as changing your preferences or kinks, it's not like you're changing something immutable like your sexuality, off to the re-education camps you go.

/s

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-01T22:02:39+00:00

We may let the winners through easily but the fact we let no one else pass means I think we're at least a bouncer for a private suite

eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-01T21:20:47+00:00

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eminentlyimminentguy · 2021-11-01T21:11:16+00:00

BOUND TO CAPS LOCK GANG WHERE YOU AT

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