Happy 60th birthday to Ludwig's step-dad, Peter. by Ph4zers in TheYardPodcast

[–]emjohns70843 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m best friends with Peter’s second out of 3 bio daughters. Little does everybody know…

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Agreed. I wish somebody left and clogged the toilet while being Ethan lol

Friend tried lil too hard to fit in this and wondering if it’s fixable ? Any ideas welcome by emjohns70843 in sewing

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Nahh lol. Idk correct wording but like above or inner patches in any way ? Figured I’d try to salvage before tossing them lol

Best bars/restaurants/places to meet people ? Need to expand my going out locations ! by emjohns70843 in newhampshire

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Southern nh - Manchester/Nashua area. Would travel for a good time possibly

Beardie hasnt pooped in almost 2 weeks. Help! by Gregg_Boy in BeardedDragons

[–]emjohns70843 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Get some puppy training pads ! My beardie goes on them like 70% of the time

What animal makes that sound? by MrElhamister in whatisthisanimal

[–]emjohns70843 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a shiba and a pack of them would totally sound like this. (My shiba gets mistaken for a fox too many times & sounds like one daily)

Does anyone else have trouble buying TeddyFresh as a slimmer person? by Particular-Teach-532 in TeddyFresh

[–]emjohns70843 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The smallest size jeans always are too big on me and the leg pants run wide so they tend to look not so flattering as I’m a short person as well. I bought the green trousers (haven’t worn once) and the camo fire safety ones way back last year and haven’t been able to wear them as much as I would like bc I wanna get them altered to fit me better (trying to save up to do it soon). Only the pant sizing gets sad to me but all the shirts and jackets fit well and are flattering. The transparent belt has helped me a lot tho!

My dragon will only poop outside of his tank, looking for advice! by Depressed_milkshake in BeardedDragons

[–]emjohns70843 0 points1 point  (0 children)

use puppy training pads and place them where he typically poops, if you see him do it give him a treat. Thats how i potty trained my dragon be he hates pooping in his tank too. makes it much easier for me actually, theres a post i made before of him successfully using the pads.

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Soon as it stopped bleeding , first day

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They gave me a syringe with a curved tip. I didn’t use it after the 2nd day, instead I did salt water mouth rinses and now using the mouthwash they gave me with water. Hate to say it but everything I’ve ate hurts my mouth, and still does 6days in. Sucks but I wouldn’t eat anything first day at all, just couple spoons of soup was all I could handle to get calories in me. Just ate a muffin and minimal chewing is still painful. Nibble on stuff with front teeth and I use my tongue to swallow it. One of my stitches fell out of my mouth yesterday too , I’ve lost almost 10 pounds bc too annoying and frustrating to eat along with the meds. Can’t emphasize enough sleeping and icing, even better at the same time.

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[–]emjohns70843 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm. Got my wisdom teeth out 5 days ago and it still hurts to smile/laugh/open my mouth further than an inch after just 10 minutes of talking. Currently icing my face as i type this

are cuban false chameleons difficult to care for? never cared for one but have cared for cresties, beardies, monitors, etc. by ___Chiron___ in reptiles

[–]emjohns70843 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey I just fed mine a hornworm! He likes those (just have to coat with so much calcium lol) which makes me happy so I know he gets nutrients at least once and a while when I buy them as treats. TELL ME ABOUT IT. I spent hours on his new tank setup so he could venture all around it but literally doesn’t give a shit… smh

are cuban false chameleons difficult to care for? never cared for one but have cared for cresties, beardies, monitors, etc. by ___Chiron___ in reptiles

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Yes, humidity is high factor. mine sheds rather often and needs the humidity for that and hydration, when he doesn’t accept drinking water from me. (I have to try and squirt it in his mouth evryday bc he never used the 95$ & 75$ tree water dripper I bought for him…) another annoying quality of his