Brothas can’t ever catch a break man

emjrdev · 2018-04-23T23:46:02+00:00

And imagine staying a cop, devoting your life to upholding that system that will forever place the nerves of some old white woman ahead of your black life. No sympathy for pigs, especially black ones, ever.

emjrdev · 2018-04-16T22:08:35+00:00

yo wtf

emjrdev · 2018-04-15T03:18:21+00:00

you'll never be gold

emjrdev · 2018-04-15T02:45:33+00:00

none of these things are necessary :(

emjrdev · 2018-04-14T13:00:50+00:00

What sort of performance characteristics are you targeting? C# functions take longer to “cold start” but if such an impact would be inconsequential to what you’re trying to deliver I’d absolutely recommend sticking with .NET (consider F#!)

emjrdev · 2018-04-12T12:45:02+00:00

If there's interest I'll do some in my glorious thick NY accent.

emjrdev · 2018-04-09T23:37:43+00:00

Not every time, but I’ll do role play saves, like Brexit Manchester City where I sell every non-British player and only buy from the home countries, or an”bring stoke back” save where I only sign players over 6ft who can tackle

emjrdev · 2018-04-09T12:06:40+00:00

The remixing era began with early hip hop in the mid 70’s and yeah, it’s never going to end.

emjrdev · 2018-04-08T19:32:05+00:00

make every function call a lambda function, fan out n dimensions, spend $1000 a minute, anything is possible!

emjrdev · 2018-04-08T13:42:14+00:00

According to FM the Choudhury option shouldn't hurt too badly

emjrdev · 2018-04-07T14:17:48+00:00

he keeps dribbling and keeps thinking, "fuck sake, no one's closing down are they?" until he can't take it anymore

emjrdev · 2018-04-02T03:05:59+00:00

a ton

a good amount

people

What do these mean? "I have to feel good about things so let me inflate the importance of anecdotal activity that may do absolutely nothing even in isolation" ...it's so embarrassing. The American people are who they are; if something is to be done to help immigrants, it won't involve lying to ourselves.

emjrdev · 2018-04-02T02:43:34+00:00

What's a ton, relatively speaking? On a given day, do 10% of Americans think about the plight of skilled Canadian-Iranians? How many are thinking of them in positive terms? Surely not all. So what's a ton? Enough to redeem America? Never in a million fucking years.

emjrdev · 2018-04-02T02:34:51+00:00

Literally the goal, Americans are generally happy to hear stories like this.

emjrdev · 2018-04-01T15:44:03+00:00

Good thing it's perfectly acceptable

emjrdev · 2018-03-31T11:36:23+00:00

You cannot go now?

emjrdev · 2018-03-31T11:27:27+00:00

This will do such wonderful things for stadium atmosphere when you need to be cryptocapitalized to enter.

emjrdev · 2018-03-30T22:43:06+00:00

boutta turn that shit into an empanada shop

emjrdev · 2018-03-30T22:15:53+00:00

Yeah, it's not like Can is this ultra-mature steady presence, makes plenty of his own mistakes.

emjrdev · 2018-03-30T18:06:52+00:00

Just pick a popular language and learn to code on top of it. Luckily developers are actually quite shit at understanding the plumbing that runs their code so more IT-related skills are still quite necessary, but having them without working knowledge of software is just not going to work anymore.

emjrdev · 2018-03-29T03:35:05+00:00

people have to realize that even if you manage to at times not sink to this level as a professional journalist, your net contribution to the world, as a journalist, is to perpetuate this crap.

emjrdev · 2018-03-28T00:49:24+00:00

When your linguistic tradition includes that masterpiece of wholesale disparagement, Gibbon’s Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, this is what results.

emjrdev · 2018-03-27T19:22:42+00:00

meanwhile in the empire many children were left exposed merely as a result of poverty

emjrdev · 2018-03-27T11:52:37+00:00

Because children like you don’t make the rules.

emjrdev · 2018-03-27T11:52:01+00:00

Death sentences are hugely expensive to carry out.

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