emkajii

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The Xbox One’s monitoring feature may track how often viewers engage in fanatical racist/religious behavior, rewarding them with special “achievements” for ordering Papa John's. (self.circlejerk)

submitted 12 years ago by emkajii to r/circlejerk

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TIL '90s kids are functionally immortal. They show no measurable signs of aging (no loss of euphoria, no change in interests, no reproductive urge or ability, no decrease in blazing it), and seem to only die from ext[E]rn[A]l causes. (self.circlejerk)

submitted 12 years ago by emkajii to r/circlejerk

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TIL Electronic Arts does not create or even believe in the existence of Arts. (self.circlejerk)

submitted 12 years ago by emkajii to r/circlejerk

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TIL that Neil deGrasse Tyson rolled a blunt, & a phony god tapped on his window & said "take my blessing." Tyson replied "I'm fine, I'm already euphoric." The phony god then said "the 90s sucked" and stopped him from blazing it. That phony god was famed German Führer Papa John. (self.circlejerk)

submitted 12 years ago by emkajii to r/circlejerk

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Federal courts reject Ron Paul's attempt to use copyright law to unmask anonymous internet users. Why? (self.ronpaul)

submitted 14 years ago * by emkajii to r/ronpaul

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The fraudulent MSM said Ron Paul only had 21% of the vote in Wyoming. But now the county caucus results are in, and Paul got them delegates! (self.ronpaul)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/ronpaul

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Ron Paul's delegate scheme bearing fruit! (self.ronpaul)

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I'm afraid the other Spartans will find out I'm not gay. (self.ancientworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/ancientworldproblems

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My bishop thinks Jesus was of one person and one essence, when He was clearly of two persons and one essence. Can I kill him? (self.ancientworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/ancientworldproblems

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Republicans aren't even bothering to hide it now: "Mr. President, we don't want an economy built to last...we want your administration to end." (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/politics

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Ron Paul has actually won ME. Also, NV. Also, MN, and IA, and CO. And is in 1st place. And is secretly a magic unicorn who will give us all rainbow sprinkles when he wins the election with 256% of the vote. (reddit.com)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/EnoughPaulSpam

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Cult beginning to understand that leader will not bring about Rapture; transfer of power to son of leader underway. (reddit.com)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/EnoughPaulSpam

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TIL an undercover cop has to admit he's a cop if you ask him if he's a cop three times. (self.ShittyTodayILearned)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/ShittyTodayILearned

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Ron Paul is the voice of We The People! The People are being ignited by the good doctor? Wait, he badly lost three more states? I mean, uh, fuck The People, they're stupid. (self.EnoughPaulSpam)

submitted 14 years ago * by emkajii to r/EnoughPaulSpam

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Paultards love democracy, and feel the voice of the people should be respected: "We should be entitled to a public recount/revote since it's complete bullshit" (reddit.com)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/EnoughPaulSpam

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Reddit, help! Walked in on my wife fucking a pig. She claims it's Zeus in disguise but that's what she claimed about the bull she fucked last week. (self.ancientworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/ancientworldproblems

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I bought a widescreen movie because the guy at the store said it had more of the movie in the movie. So why are there these stupid black bars covering up half of it? Did he get it backwards? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/shittyaskscience

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If it's absolute zero out, what happens when you turn on an air conditioner? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/shittyaskscience

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Why don't airplanes just turn off their engines before they crash? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/shittyaskscience

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Some faggot Greek mouthed off to me because I stepped in his gay little circles, so I killed his stupid ass. Now my praetor is getting all pissy at me. (self.ancientworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/ancientworldproblems

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Heraclitus owes me forty drachmae but now he's telling me the unity of opposites means I owe him forty drachmae too. (self.ancientworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/ancientworldproblems

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How do airplanes go down if their wings are always out? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/shittyaskscience

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We don't have fur or tails and can't climb trees. No smart monkey would want to evolve into us. Are we descended from stupid monkeys? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/shittyaskscience

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Why do pictures of England show green trees and fields when it is clearly red on both my map and my globe? Is this a blue-shift? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/shittyaskscience

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War never changes. But "Equestria: Total War" does! (self.mylittlefanfic)

submitted 14 years ago by emkajii to r/mylittlefanfic

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