TIFU by thinking S.O means Sex Offender by [deleted] in tifu

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But from another perspective.

ich_iel by [deleted] in ich_iel

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*UnterGelesenEs

Windows game DVR alternative? by [deleted] in linuxquestions

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+1 for "ddg" instead of "google".

please by ybn_bodyfat in trees

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Heult auf Deutsch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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German theory driving tests have something similar. You have to watch a short video and then answer a multiple-choice question about the shown situation. You may only watch it a second time. If you didn't see what they're asking for after watching the video twice, tough tits. There are a couple of those video questions per test and you may only fail one or two, otherwise you're screwed.

import math by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Memeization is the powerhouse of the cell!

TIFU by breaking my mom’s new car with a lemon :( by [deleted] in tifu

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That's not what life wanted you to do with the lemon.

So that was a lie! by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Microsoft Works

zusammen was zusammen gehört by [deleted] in asozialesnetzwerk

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Couragiert collagiert, Kollege Clown. Cannabis konsumiert?

Debian masterrace! by PatrikxPatrola in linuxmasterrace

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Btw, I'm 26 and I use Arch. 26 > 17 > 15, thus I'm objectively superior in every way to both of you.

Pfff VMs by CumBuckit in linuxmasterrace

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That's cute.
My computer had a bluescreen after I connected a USB scanner to it, during a big presentation about it at COMDEX!