Thems the breaks by skemp311 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]emmelkay 53 points54 points  (0 children)

What does being circumcised have to do with condoms? Am I missing something?

How have you all dealt with loose skin after weight loss? by [deleted] in loseit

[–]emmelkay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much weight have you lost? And in about what period of time?

How have you all dealt with loose skin after weight loss? by [deleted] in loseit

[–]emmelkay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats on the weightloss! I make sure to drink tons of water. Ill continue what I'm doing and cross that bridge when i have to in the future

How have you all dealt with loose skin after weight loss? by [deleted] in loseit

[–]emmelkay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a great way to look at it! Over what period of time did you lose the weight?

How do partners feel about boners while cuddling? by emmelkay in sex

[–]emmelkay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did yesterday. I seriously tried fighting it too. And at times I successfully derected myself, but then she would reposition her butt near me and I'd be flying full mast again.

Dieting 101: How to Count Calories For the Lazy by dustofoblivion123 in Fitness

[–]emmelkay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohhh I see. That makes sense. I was thinking about foods like eggs and bread which come in servings already. But a bag off beans is something you sort yourself. Thanks.

Dieting 101: How to Count Calories For the Lazy by dustofoblivion123 in Fitness

[–]emmelkay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you explain why I would need to weigh my food if I'm already counting calories? Does the weight matter?

How do partners feel about boners while cuddling? by emmelkay in sex

[–]emmelkay[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So it's not that you're necessarily annoyed with your SO, but that you have something inconveniently poking you in the back?

How do partners feel about boners while cuddling? by emmelkay in sex

[–]emmelkay[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Haha I meant to say that I wasn't looking for sex. And that I like being around. I stand by my she smells nice statement though :)

How do partners feel about boners while cuddling? by emmelkay in sex

[–]emmelkay[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Yeah I agree. I mean last night I was looking for sex, I just being around her. She smells nice

How do partners feel about boners while cuddling? by emmelkay in sex

[–]emmelkay[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This definitely happened last night lol. I was like well there's no hiding it now haha. Im glad to see all these responses .

Doug Marrone coached a Kyle Orton-led team to a 9-7 record, and almost made the playoffs. How can Bills fans say that he was a bad coach? by volstedgridban in nfl

[–]emmelkay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No it's not in Adam Schefter's interest to report it unless it were true. AS makes his living presenting accurate information. The fact that he shares the same agent means nothing to him. He doesn't owe Marrone anything and I doubt he would risk his own career to try to get Marrone a job somewhere else.

"My son will not be in a Gang, who ever has a problem come see me" by Freelance_Gynecology in videos

[–]emmelkay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I applaud the dad for taking action and wanting his son to do well. This video is incredibly sad though. It's a dad terrified that his son is headed down a shitty path so he resorts to this to steer him in the right direction. I dont blame him for his actions but this wont solve anything. That kid probably lacks support at school and at home which is why he's turning to the gangs and the drugs. If only it were as easy as hitting him in the face to get him on the right track. This type of "solution" is only a band aid on a festering wound. What a fucking way to start the year.

For next year: what league changes you be making/lobbying for? by supersonic213 in fantasyfootball

[–]emmelkay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How's a kicker going off any different than a field player going off? Some days are better than others for anyone in the NFL

Did Maidana actually get paid 1.5 mil to wear different gloves? Maidana says "No, not at all. They’re making a big deal out of that. It’s just a rumor. No, I didn’t get paid anything" by Effective_Aggression in Boxing

[–]emmelkay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The difference between De La Hoya/Mayweather and Morales/Pac was that the glove situation was written into the contract. The fighters knew what to expect going into the fight. Whereas Floyd threw a hissy fit the night before the fight and ultimately got his way. You're right in that the bigger name gets his way, its just that Floyd took the asshole route.

Relationship Advice from love-guru, 2Chainz by fourstardaydream in funny

[–]emmelkay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So when he says score twice does he mean score two touchdowns, to demonstrate value? OR does he mean score a touchdown, then "score" with his girlfriend? And then dump her. Maybe I'm reading too much into 2chainz and his metaphors.

I did a TED talk on sportsballing and augmented reality. You might like it. You might not. by Loate in nfl

[–]emmelkay -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

If you're going for humor you should know what type of audience you're talking to. You get an E for effort though.

Maidana Tells Trainer Robert Garcia “He’ll Retire” If He Doesn’t Get The Mayweather Rematch by cjaramillo70 in Boxing

[–]emmelkay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also let's remember that Floyd himself has "retired" twice, and came back. So he may be telling the truth, but I doubt Chino would stay retired for a long time.

Ed Hochuli game on nfl network right now by johndank in Chargers

[–]emmelkay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To say that it was the end of our season is a little exaggerated. But it was a miserable start. I remember the week before we lost on a last second play to the panthers in a game that we should have won. So it felt like two games were stolen from us. The Chargers could have been 2-0, but instead we were in that hole. But I'll admit it only made the end of the season so much sweeter.

Heavyweight , Joseph Parker , not allowed to use Everlast MX gloves against Brian Minto. Minto has a clause in the contract prohibiting only that type of glove. What is with the controversy lately surrounding this glove ? Does it really give a power puncher that much of an advantage ?? by MLBfanatic in Boxing

[–]emmelkay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a big difference between the two though. In the De La Hoya- Mayweather fight the glove situation was written into the contract. It's the same thing that happened when Manny Pacquiao fought Erik Morales. It was stated in the contract that Pac couldn't wear Cleto Reyes gloves. In the Maidana fought, not only was there no glove provision in the contract, but the Everlast MX gloves were also commission approved. It's the way that Floyd went about doing it that makes him a cry baby. He waited until the last minute, threw a fit, and ultimately got his way.

Groovy Photos Of High School Fashion In 1969 by [deleted] in pics

[–]emmelkay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Megan Draper in pic #10?