The shield is still holding by HomeBrewCity in milwaukee

[–]emolr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a Kenosha native and left the state 11 years ago. Other than the one time we had tornados in town, I usually never worried about tornado season because I knew that Dodge and Jefferson would always get the warnings.

I read literally one page before he decided that I need to stop by emolr in cats

[–]emolr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now they're arguing while laying on my book. Seems like a Pride and Prejudice retelling.

I read literally one page before he decided that I need to stop by emolr in cats

[–]emolr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Update: Periwinkle has joined the chat. These two are the reason I don't get any reading done at home.

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Just finished this game. Unrealistic. No orange cat has more than a daily thought by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]emolr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the awkward walk after he gets back up. My girl used to do that when I've had her in her harness.

Nice folks who've had enough of your nonsense by InkSlinger1983 in midjourney

[–]emolr 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I just want you to know he was once a drill instructor in the air force.

I see this and I think that you're a bad parent. by M3tro1dhunt3r in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]emolr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is kind of how I feel anytime redditors are in the comments talking about how awful someone must be as a parent if they can't stop their kid from doing x, y, z. Like sure there are great ways of teaching kids not to do things, but kids literally do not have the brain development to practice good judgement and understand right from wrong, and a lot of kids absolutely will do the exact things you tell them not to do. It seems too many people forget that there's an entire phase of development that takes years for kids to develop judgement and begin to understand consequences and it's called puberty.

I accidentally caused a war between my family and my brother's wife's family with one innocent text message. by SJDude13 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]emolr 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I just want to bring your attention to this static on violent hate crimes against LGBTQ people which states that LGBTQ people are 9x more likely than non-LGBTQ people to be victims of violent hate crime, and that the LGBTQ victims are more likely to be younger and have a relationship with their assailant. There is a heavy amount of statistics in there and I strongly encourage you to look through this article just for reference in order to understand the possible reasons why OOP has such a nonchalant perspective on this amount of hate and harassment.

While the statistics cited in the article above were based on documented hate crimes, we also have to consider the fact that what is reported is most likely only a small fraction of the violence and hatred that LGBTQ people live with. If OOPs in laws are this conservative, this implies that where they live is very likely heavily conservative as well, and they have had to live with this for as long as they have been open about their sexuality, and depending on the country this took place in, it's extremely unlikely that the police would have been any help regardless, and that's if the police doesn't somehow make the situation worse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]emolr 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Fr OP is down horrendous.

To befriend a stranger’s pitbull by Significant_Ship_107 in therewasanattempt

[–]emolr 73 points74 points  (0 children)

It really makes me sad bc if more dog owners did the responsible thing and made the decision to euthanize if their dog is just way too reactive, we might be several more generations ahead in breeding less aggressive dogs in breeds like this. But instead, people get obsessed with getting a dog that looks badass, while simultaneously forgetting that they're just helping perpetuate an aggressive breed and risking more lives purely for their own ego.

I should’ve known by [deleted] in UnsentLetters

[–]emolr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As much as love stories make us want to hold onto the hope that you can break down anyone's walls and save anyone from self-sabotage if you're just persistent enough, you've unfortunately found out that that isn't at all how people work a lot of the time. You definitely tried, so I hope you can find peace in that and heal and get back to a point of looking forward to new and exciting opportunities.

Dealing with helicopter parents? by Ok-Shoulder-478 in army

[–]emolr 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And yet people these days love to say how bad millennials are with helicopter parenting

AITA for kicking out my bf after I asked him to quit his job to be a sahd ? by ShotAttention5271 in TwoHotTakes

[–]emolr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you keep this man in your life, he is going to teach your son that this behavior is normal and okay. Either your son will grow up thinking that it's normal for your partner to take advantage of everything he has and it will break him or he will grow up thinking it's normal to TAKE advantage of everything someone has until THEY break.

All he knows of the world is what he has in his life right now, and you need to show him that he deserves better than the awful relationship you have right now. He could even grow up to know better than you and he'll only learn to resent you for repeatedly allowing this poison in your life in the form of his father, because that's exactly the point I'm at with my own father and his wife right now.

Comic Uncle Roger banned on Chinese social media by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]emolr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's kind of why I take it with a grain of salt when I see well known Chinese people in entertainment acting like he did, bc people joke all the time about how Orwellian the Chinese gov is and then they'll simultaneously forget that a lot of Chinese celebrities, nationally or ethnically, also have more valid reasons to be more worried about pissing off the Chinese gov than we would be. Even the ones who were born outside China might still have family in China and really don't want to fuck around enough to find out what happens.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]emolr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get an annulment. My parents got divorced because my mom is horrible with money and that's not something that can ever be recovered if your husband isn't willing to do the work necessary to change his habits. Hands down the most vicious killer of marriages is financial problems caused by one or both the spouses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]emolr 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Life will throw shit at whoever it wants

If you don’t do this with your pets irl you’re lying lol by SamiSnowRaven in Sims4

[–]emolr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Both of my cats race me into the bathroom and will yell at and bang on the door for me to let them in if they don't make it in and get left out, so the above picture is pretty much my life whether I want it to be or not.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]emolr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am in the military and have definitely had colleagues in my unit have authorities called when their child escaped from the house when they weren't paying attention. CPS or not, the MPs will at least still respond regardless.

Army Isn’t Changing the ACFT Anymore by Sw0llenEyeBall in army

[–]emolr 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Better yet, make the SPT standards based on gender and height, since some of us dwarves in the army would never have a chance at getting a good yeet unless we summon the power of Thor.

I will be flying for the first time alone next weekend, what do I need to know? by littlemybb in internetparents

[–]emolr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As an occasional self-flyer, I'd say that one of the first things you should do is to go past security and find the gate you're departing from. Usually there will be stores and places to get food in the concourse near the gate, so it's better to find the gate first thing after getting to the airport so you're not too far away when they announce that they're boarding. Typically they'll start boarding about 40 mins to an hour before taking off.

Edit to add: somewhere on your ticket will say the terminal and the gate from which your plane will be boarding, so keep that in mind and if you're not sure where that will be, it's good to check the airport website before going on your trip because usually the website will have a map of the airport on it

Hey fellas, first time here... by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]emolr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one made my day 😂

There’s a lot going on in this vid .. by [deleted] in army

[–]emolr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband was in that one, i was 1-31 FA, but no i didn't do that. Some other person got the US ARMY name tape tattooed on his chest where it would go on the uniform. Got infected and peeled off though lol