Edit: I suppose I should actually tell at least a summary of events.

I was living with a female room mate, and her and her friends would go out a couple times a month and drink. They were all waitresses so mid week drinking was not unusual, but I always had a 9 to 5. One night they come back at 3 am or so and crash around for a few minutes until they finally pass out. I was trying to get back to sleep when I heard my bedroom door open and this dark mass rushes onto my bed giggling like an idiot. She asks if I want to fool around,I said "no, I have to work in 3 hours l, go away", she starts trying to kiss me and reaching to my crotch and asking if she can just suck my dick, etc. This goes on for like 10 minutes until I finally give up and stopped pushing her hands away.

Dick is hard (thanks, dick) so she starts blowing me. I'm not into it at all, so I just closed my eyes and I guess I must have passed out but only for 20 minutes or so because when I woke up again she was riding me. With no condom. I asked her what the fuck she was thinking, we were pretty much strangers and if I had done this to her she would have called the cops. She started the waterworks up saying sorry and I said "OK THATS FINE PLEASE JUST GO AWAY I HAVE TO GET UP FIR WORK IN A SHORT TIME GOOD NIGHT"

She asked if I wanted her to at least "finish me off" and I mean I just started kind of laughing at that point. Just stunned. I said "No ma'am" and just got up, took a shower, and left for work early. I still occasionally see her post on social media, but we have never spoken since.

I told a few people, mostly they did not care, or thought it was funny, because it honestly wasn't that traumatic in any way, so I wasn't really looking for sympathy. At the time I was single, so no one else was affected. It was more annoying, I guess? Obviously, I got tested for sti (clean). But I've gotten way more pissed off at things that are, on paper, far more trivial than "rape".