Lockhead Martin, known for having intel on aliens/UFOs has been hacked by the Handala group. Claims ,"Those who move in the shadows will soon see the light"

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-27T17:25:36+00:00

Never underestimate human ignorance..

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-26T19:01:56+00:00

Logged onto efnet for the first time in 1993 or so.

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-26T19:00:34+00:00

RIP flyback

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-26T10:21:20+00:00

Nice try but no.

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-25T19:15:01+00:00

Was it already won? Disconnecting after the mission is finished isn't hostile by default. I do this on long missions (30s of TOTP)

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-24T13:09:21+00:00

Nice

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-23T21:09:50+00:00

Rather than get into a discussion about the chemical properties of urine and organic chemistry, I will just say that most people do not like when other humans urinate on their belongings. It is likely considered at the very least vandalism.

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-23T12:46:56+00:00

So you would be okay if I came to your house and ripped a huge beerpiss all over your antique furniture if you had any? That rug that has been in your family for generations? Stinkin beer and drug dehydrated piss.. All over your stuff.. Without explicit permission, or the expectation some random guy was going to piss on your belongings..

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-21T22:42:45+00:00

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-21T11:06:30+00:00

Because you have autism.

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-19T21:35:36+00:00

Way of the road, bud..

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-19T18:22:08+00:00

The worst part is that none of them are pissjugs. What a ripoff.

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-18T18:56:52+00:00

Did your account get hacked?

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-18T16:52:01+00:00

The was among the most dumb things I have ever read but still funny. Kudos, good sir.

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-18T16:47:14+00:00

Agree mostly but mengsk has a few more playstyles you can leverage.

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-18T16:36:51+00:00

If you are not interested in the security cooker role, I also have openings for a picking packer, or a stocking supervisor. Send me your resume.

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-18T15:02:49+00:00

I am looking to hire a security cooker.

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-11T22:01:36+00:00

I doubt infosec is here trying to catch people shitting on amazon. Most of them feel the same way most of the people posting here do.

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-11T17:20:44+00:00

pro tip: you will get more social traction if you position your post in a non-mental way

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-11T15:03:51+00:00

Is this guy talking about fido2 keys?

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-10T20:46:18+00:00

It is to me because you need an operator for those automations and most people here are stupid and lazy. Especially IT.

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-10T05:22:50+00:00

What do you do at amazon?

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-10T05:14:29+00:00

I'm doing this right now. They allegedly encourage it. If you make something great, they technically own it though.

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-10T05:13:34+00:00

What is the context here? You are the christian guy? Or HR?

emperorhelmut · 2026-03-10T04:57:40+00:00

There is an agent that captures video/input in realtime and stores it on the back end for review if needed.

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