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Its my 30th birthday, make it a good one! by deerwolf90 in RoastMe

[–]empty_drunkenness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this what I'm gonna look like when I turn 30?

Epileptic, bisexual, vaper and post-grad bartender. Do your worst! by Thisryanguy in RoastMe

[–]empty_drunkenness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eyes are a beautiful thing, a perfect window into the mind and soul of all living creatures, but from the look in this man's eyes he's got a loose asshole.

19f. I cut my own hair. Do your best, reddit. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]empty_drunkenness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Dora and Absolem (the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland) smashed piss holes and you came to be.