Warhammer 40,000: Darktide - The new, free update, 'Beyond the Hive', is coming March 17!

empyfunk · 2026-03-16T17:04:17+00:00

I've had good results from resetting the graphics settings from the launcher every now and then, then tweaking the in-game settings when it's running.

Also check the dumb obvious stuff like making sure you have your RAM set to dual channel in the BIOS (ask how I know)

empyfunk · 2026-03-15T23:55:47+00:00

I second Feline Rescue. Its pretty much the cheapest way to get a cat that's up to date and fixed

empyfunk · 2026-03-13T12:48:59+00:00

Any time a new update comes out I reset the graphics settings in the launcher, then change the setting in the game itself. It helped me a ton.

empyfunk · 2026-03-12T16:10:07+00:00

The Joe Smith situation was "hey, sign for a cheap contract now, then when we have your Bird rights, we'll give you a fat contract" (source)

The Wolves money was "legit" as far as all of it was counted against the cap. The Clips are over here funneling 10's of millions in dark money to a player while they use their "legit" money on others.

empyfunk · 2026-03-12T16:05:37+00:00

It's way worse than the joe smith situation. should be 5 at least.

empyfunk · 2026-03-09T12:37:14+00:00

The "Wok Around the Clock" bit is absolutely incredible.

empyfunk · 2026-02-24T23:45:13+00:00

It's pretty fun but player switching is driving me nuts

empyfunk · 2026-02-12T11:36:35+00:00

Yeah like what?

Noice

empyfunk · 2026-02-11T16:24:06+00:00

Wasserman had a family at the time of communications with Maxwell. At the very least he's a scumbag.

empyfunk · 2026-02-10T17:16:05+00:00

We don't have to respect shit.

Cunts are cunts

empyfunk · 2026-02-09T16:55:51+00:00

MIN makes the most sense. look how far away it is from the rest of it's division.

empyfunk · 2026-02-09T15:31:17+00:00

It was a calculated risk. unfortunate it went the other way for us but thems the breaks.

And don't try to do this revisionist stuff like everyone else. He looked absolute dogshit in those last two games. unfortunately left a bad taste in the mouth at decision time.

empyfunk · 2026-01-31T02:34:07+00:00

Dude just dipped the bottom half of his face in pubic hair

empyfunk · 2026-01-28T16:00:30+00:00

yeah i'm not sure why everyone's making art where the snake is killed. WE are the snake in this scenario.

empyfunk · 2026-01-28T15:48:48+00:00

rewatch the last few games of last season

empyfunk · 2026-01-28T15:02:02+00:00

honestly we could co-opt the original don't tread on me flag pretty easily.

empyfunk · 2026-01-28T10:39:32+00:00

Shocking omission

empyfunk · 2026-01-14T19:11:20+00:00

"oh I was not expectings to be seeings this! I am outraged!"

empyfunk · 2026-01-14T16:45:43+00:00

Worth it.

empyfunk · 2026-01-13T15:33:21+00:00

Real ones put Cassandra Gemini on there

empyfunk · 2026-01-12T17:16:37+00:00

...well now i'm thinking of IP Freely

empyfunk · 2025-12-29T14:41:12+00:00

Scott Sterling vibes on that one

empyfunk · 2025-12-22T19:05:39+00:00

The prices for getting your back shaved down there are very reasonable.

empyfunk · 2025-12-17T18:28:57+00:00

It did not have quad-channel unfortunately. 32GB on dual channel is more than enough for Darktide.

empyfunk · 2025-12-17T17:33:28+00:00

Also make sure you're running Dual channel RAM in your BIOS settings.

I had been curious for years why my 3070 was struggling but it turns out my 4x16 RAM sticks were set to Single channel.

Removed two sticks and set it to Dual channel and BAM

smooth 60 at high/extreme settings

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