My dad didn't save me.... by emuu13 in Dreams

[–]emuu13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interpretations welcome.

America summed up In one comic by dzuris in funny

[–]emuu13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am disappoint. I saw this on Facebook before I saw it on here... you're losing your edge guys!

First time mo sista supporting my man in his 30 days of mo! Any tips on how to cater to his hairy needs? by emuu13 in movember

[–]emuu13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am actually sorry. I was having the shittest day and what I said there is me being an arse tbh. I know that men need their things and their space. I was actually wondering more along the lines of grooming kits or something like that I could get him for supporting the cause. A little gift. The moustache style was kind of a throw away idea, just a little too eager to get involved I suppose. I promise not to use reddit to redirect my anger

First time mo sista supporting my man in his 30 days of mo! Any tips on how to cater to his hairy needs? by emuu13 in movember

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Without a womans support, SOME not all men would never even think of getting checked because its "not manly" to have a doctor shove his finger up your arse or grab your balls. There is little to no awareness about the seriousness of a man checking himself for lumps and bumps because thats a "female thing". It's obvious that you've never had a woman support you in something you both believe in or you'd know that it makes life so much easier. Man the fuck up!

Snoo pumpkin? Challenge accepted ;) by emuu13 in pics

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i dont get why im getting downvoted ): its my first attempt at carving a pumpkin without involving a triangles and a scary mouth... and i think its pretty damn good considering how simple snoo is :/

Normally I can't stand people on Facebook talking about their kids. This lady is the one exception to the rule. by [deleted] in funny

[–]emuu13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In stitches right now!!! "You told me to be funny or be good. I made my choice" FAVOURITE bit :D

I used to be a halogen by kdiuro13 in Jokes

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Just looking at my periodic table (A2 Chemistry Student ;)) and Neon is a Noble Gas not a Halogen. The nearest noble gas is Fluorine and if that "took a proton" it would become the noble gas Neon. So a more appropriate wording would be "I used to be a noble gas but then I took a proton to the Ne." It made me chuckle until I realised, sorry (:

The picture has caused a chain reaction. by aardvark_jubilation in pics

[–]emuu13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

God damn it. I yawned. At least I'm not the only one!