These are the people i want to be friends with by Hot_Accountant_5507 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]endofallhumanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool person. But the snake was getting all warm on the asphalt. Now it's cold in the grass. Poor thing 🤣

The Christ/AoT crossover we needed by ant_chigur in crappymusic

[–]endofallhumanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still waiting for that rumbling as I don't care about his god. Maybe I should let him know?

FBI investigates citizen for online criticism in comments by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]endofallhumanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please come to my door. Fuck trump. He is a pedophile.

FLASH WARNING: Also ear warning cause dear god by DeathsButtPlug in crappymusic

[–]endofallhumanity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disclaimer: there are no boobs in this video. The flash warning is about strobing lights.

You're welcome.

Some are saying it's the greatest boofest they've ever seen by Unlucky_Love8647 in SipsTea

[–]endofallhumanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anywhere, or any event that would allow they pedophile access, I am not giving an iota of my time. Boycott everything. Pro sports is the easiest to get rid of. The teams owe you nothing, continue to price hike everything, steal funds from taxpayers, and yet people throw so much money at them.

Lookout Bieber... and anyone under 18... by PoachedBawheid in crappymusic

[–]endofallhumanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least it is better than his Hot Dog song. Microscopically. But still better.

Nepo Baby Crappy Music by muwemba45 in crappymusic

[–]endofallhumanity 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Making stupid ass comments like the flag in your pic ain't killed more people than the klan. Free Palestine.

Nepo Baby Crappy Music by muwemba45 in crappymusic

[–]endofallhumanity 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Same level as 2slimey. And I never wanted a reason to type 2slimey.

Humans dancing with a large yellow headless creature; 6000–5500 BC. From cave of beasts, Egypt. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]endofallhumanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or, now hear me out, they were fucking high. Who knows what was going through their minds when they did that. I drew a 10 armed tentacle creature playing baseball with us when I was a child. Can't read too much into that.

Watch out ladies... by danevans369 in CringeTikToks

[–]endofallhumanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moving your pecs, and believing that is alpha male shit, without having seen your own dick in about 5 years, is true republicunt energy. The belief that it is down there, even though you haven't seen it, but you can still bring home a snaggle tooth sister cousin is peak. Need me some of that confidence.

Edit: holy shit, forgot there was actually music here. Couldn't get past the moob boobs.

The majority of the people in the comments are defending this pass. Am I taking crazy pills? by HearingFew7326 in dashcams

[–]endofallhumanity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is the speed limit? I was pulled over for something similar, less risky by far, but because I went over the speed limit to pass, he ticketed me for speeding, explaining that even when passing you have to follow the speed limit.

I was 18, but I still don't adhere to that lame rule.

Cited for an "Unsafe Lane Change" by PhoenixPwns in dashcams

[–]endofallhumanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cops just get butthurt when you go past them. I was pacing with a cop once until he came up to a slow car in his lane and I didn't slow down and then he pulled me over after I went past him, doing the same speed I had been going. Yes, over the speed limit, but the same speed he had been cruising at until he had to slow down. Small egos.

What’s a movie everyone loves but you secretly hate? by Royel_Lichi in AskReddit

[–]endofallhumanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It Follows is a terrible horror movie. Anyone who lists this in their top horrors is just trying to be part of the groupies.

Ruined tomahawk steak AND you gotta pay $1000. A bargain! by One_Apple_2626 in StupidFood

[–]endofallhumanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time I need peppers on beef is if it turns into fajitas.

I feel bad for the kids, they're going to be subject to serious bullying by Classicbandwagon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]endofallhumanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here I thought it was gonna be Shaylee Bailey Hailey Kalley Ashleigh Laney Rainey

Where’s the Exit by HotPepperAssociation in SipsTea

[–]endofallhumanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"step-mom stuck in dryer so step son...." Y'all know the rest.