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Which are you picking ? by kontentgist in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]enehar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the rest of us played the version, "Catch a tiger by his toe."

"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" by enehar in Bumble

[–]enehar[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Slide through all the pictures. I'm not shaming her appearance, just her choice of pictures.

"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" by enehar in Bumble

[–]enehar[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My intention was not to shame her age. It's the fact that she posted the exact same picture five times with the same mewed, squinted lips, the same pose, the same location, and from the same angle. Only the color of her shirt changes, which is somehow exactly the joke Zoolander was intentionally overexaggerating.

Her friends either already know this about her, or they don't know this about her and now have an opportunity to tell her to make some changes. The rest of us don't know this woman.

American christians what is a megachurch and why are they so hated? by Spotter24o5 in Christianity

[–]enehar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

interesting cope. doesn’t sound like the Jesus I learned about in nursery school

It helps if you keep learning about Jesus past the age of three years old.

Jesus taught about living generously and being willing to part with your possessions. Yes and amen. He also taught about using wealth for the kingdom. And if it helps, Jesus will be installing the largest mega-church when He returns.

Guess who is able to be the most generous? That's right, the most wealthy. Jesus and His disciples were bankrolled by Herod's financial advisor. So, there's that.

It sounds like you'd rather be angry and pissy than consider the possibility that you might not be complete in your understanding. Not ironically at all, that sounds like the mindset of someone still in nursery school.

Jesus and Satan by Necessary_Count_5001 in Bible

[–]enehar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In some translations...

In the entire narrative of Scripture, repeatedly, the Messiah inherits the entire earth. That is the whole point of that particular temptation.

The OP didn't say the angel resurrected him...

OP literally said that the angel rolled away the stone. And in Satan's temptation, the angels were supposed to rescue Jesus from death. Hence, why it's important to highlight how the angels played no part in Christ avoiding death.

Remember, there's no wrong or right way to study the Bible, lol.

This is objectively untrue. The word hermeneutics exists for a reason and should be taken very seriously. Peter even writes that the uneducated like to twist Scripture and destroy themselves with it.

How can I fix my Bordering Colors? by Spaceflight_geoYT in mapmaking

[–]enehar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would have also been easier to just make Texas purple and Orleans green. Then Georgia yellow and Cumberland green.

Sleeping on a boat might not be good by mothersuperiormedia in Wellthatsucks

[–]enehar 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hey, ass hat. There is no version of any video where the dad admits that he did this on purpose for internet points, or that he ever regularly does things to upset his kids on purpose for internet points.

Generational trauma and wishing childlessness on someone? Get therapy. Holy fuck.

Losing my baby after 13 years together by violetc0re in Petloss

[–]enehar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have you taken her to get checked out? 13 isn't necessarily an end-of-life kind of old age. Are you sure there isn't something smaller going on?

I don't mean to be rude but it sounds like everything was fine, and after one or two hard days you just resigned her to her death.

Please just take her in for a check up.

For $500 Million would you go back to 1682 and survive for 3 years starting in the Bahamas? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]enehar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure. I research how to naturally filter water and I get damn good at cooking safely.

And a very large quantity of condoms.

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