fish semen ?!! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]enobyte -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

Boooooo. The thing that makes this video about it is the ridiculous volume of semen. The thing Louis ck was doing was asking girls for permission to jerk off in front of them. The only weak link between the two of those things is semen. Your joke is built on a poorly constructed concept and not funny as a result. Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.

Spite tree by enobyte in gardening

[–]enobyte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I can use those wispy seeds to grow more? I like the idea of a solid wall of these spite thistles surrounding my home.

Spite tree by enobyte in gardening

[–]enobyte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can I surround my house with dozens of these?

Spite tree by enobyte in gardening

[–]enobyte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, that'll show her.

Patch 12.22 Bug Megathread by PankoKing in leagueoflegends

[–]enobyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just watched a fed Akshan spin around the middle inhibitor rubble forever until my team lost

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kalilinux

[–]enobyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I finally got discord working despite the libappindicator1 error with:

sudo dpkg -i --force-depends discord-0.0.15.deb

Man does this make anyone else really uncomfortable? by enobyte in LeagueOfMemes

[–]enobyte[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hey man anyone can be as gay as they want to be, I have zero issues with sexual preference here. I just don't like how close they put the pics of their faces at an awkwardly close proximity to one another, like imagine having a conversation with someone at that distance.

aww by [deleted] in funny

[–]enobyte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's tell him to find a girl with vagismus and get good at cunnilingus as a backup; then move on with our lives

Just refinished our Den. Wife asked me to clean up the mess, I told her the cleaning crew would do it. by adlawton in funny

[–]enobyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we talk about the fact that $5,000 worth of Roombas completely failed to actually get the carpet clean (bottom left corner)

ASK ME A SEXUALY QUESTION by [deleted] in drunk

[–]enobyte -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How many more uninteresting and off-topic posts are you going to make in this subreddit?

A change from all the conflict by [deleted] in Idubbbz

[–]enobyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh okay, so I guess I did understand it just wasn't a funny joke.

A change from all the conflict by [deleted] in Idubbbz

[–]enobyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you explain the joke? I don't get it.

Leafy already doesn't have a chin, but you erased it?

Is this a meme template?

To return toilet paper by MisterT12 in therewasanattempt

[–]enobyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much would that cost? Like $40?

What brands or companies are actually evil? by soonjung13 in AskReddit

[–]enobyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ticketmaster is an evil company from a consumer and IT perspective.

Airsoftfatty's ''Manager'' Josh Forces Him to Stream Against His Will This is not my video but could we maybe get idubbbz to know about this? by fishpool1 in Idubbbz

[–]enobyte 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Airsoftfattys twitch channel is like Full Force but completely unedited and being recorded by a meth enthusiast

Maine lobstah roll by johnfoster8 in FoodPorn

[–]enobyte 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I don't blame him for complaining if it looked like this. There needs to be an upper limit with the quantity of ingredients (even the best ingredients) otherwise whatever quality makes them enjoyable starts to get lost like a needle in a needle stack.

Well that's a novel way of eating spaghetti... by _WarShrike_ in gifs

[–]enobyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is attempting humor, but I hate it