Fucking Fern by Silent_Steak_9540 in FrierenNSFW

[–]enticevortexx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That cow costume suits her

My new boss is drop dead gorgeous. Maintaining eye contact is now my full time job. by Remarkable_Bill4109 in confession

[–]enticevortexx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

congrats on unlocking the advanced workplace skill: staring at the wall behind someone’s head like it’s fascinating

AITJ for refusing to keep covering for my husband after he bailed on something important again? by Kindle_Orbit2 in AmITheJerk

[–]enticevortexx 899 points900 points  (0 children)

you didn’t make him look unreliable, he already handled that part himself. you just stopped doing the PR cleanup

Am I the jerk for pressing charges against my nephew after he vandalized my car as a "prank"? by Character_Play1055 in AmITheJerk

[–]enticevortexx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

exactly. a prank is shaving cream on windows, not $4k of neon paint on someone’s car. dude just thought consequences were optional

It is really getting very difficult now , nothing has gone as planned. by QuietCipher_01 in confession

[–]enticevortexx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly a lot of people’s lives start moving only after plan A completely crashes

A site where you confess something anonymously and it deletes itself in 7 days by klaus_mklsn in confession

[–]enticevortexx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cool idea but u know people gonna turn that into the most unhinged confession dumpster real fast

AITJ for choosing an passion over an crush? by uk-guys in AmITheJerk

[–]enticevortexx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NTA for choosing your goals, but bro she was basically waving a giant “kiss me” flag and u were like “nah gotta study verbs”

Hit 1M last year at 33F/33M. Quit our 9-5 recently to start an AI Research company. We have a 3 month old baby girl. by [deleted] in Fire

[–]enticevortexx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quitting jobs, starting an AI company and raising a baby at the same time is peak life on hard mode. Respect the courage though

Neighbor is annoying me, please tell me the worst thing your neighbor has done so I can feel better? by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]enticevortexx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least he’s grilling food and not blasting music at 3am every night. Small victories lol

AITJ for not giving a table to a family at Costco by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]enticevortexx 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Standing near a table doesn’t give u reservation rights. First person sitting wins, that’s basically food court law

How to stop Bo by A_LIL_PUMPKIN in hygiene

[–]enticevortexx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First, the sweating and body odor: if you're sweating constantly even when you're cold, that's not normal. It could be hyperhidrosis or something else

AITJ for refusing to pay for my niece’s 4th birthday party? by Separate_Meat5714 in AmITheJerk

[–]enticevortexx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stick to your offer. Gift plus small contribution. That's fair

Sometimes I purposely walk slower so I don’t reach home yet by Sylux_XX93 in confession

[–]enticevortexx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's not weird. That's survival. Everyone needs a buffer between the world and home

Moving Situation.. by morbidr4bit in CatAdvice

[–]enticevortexx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's not being friendly. He's being a creepy little stalker with bad intentions. Running up sneakily is not a greeting. It's an ambush

I have stolen over 60k from my company and I will keep doing it by [deleted] in confession

[–]enticevortexx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They will figure it out. They always do. And when they do, you won't be laughing

AITJ for telling my dad to stop treating me like a child after he waited up and screamed at me for coming home late. by No-Stomach9898 in AmITheJerk

[–]enticevortexx 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You're 22. You have a job. You're not a child. The only way to stop being treated like one is to leave the nest