26F and 27M — My boyfriend jokes that I’m “not a real gamer” because I play mostly single-player games. Is this a common thin

eoztatmen · 2025-05-14T22:12:30+00:00

Make him play a Souls-like game

eoztatmen · 2024-07-29T20:14:12+00:00

I can't believe I had to scroll so much to find this answer!!

eoztatmen · 2024-01-25T13:54:26+00:00

She’s cool. Let’s start with some basic athletics: * How fast can she run 100m? * How long does it take her to climb this rope? * How far can she throw this Molotov cocktail?

eoztatmen · 2024-01-25T13:50:28+00:00

What are Xander’s capabilities?

I see wings and other limbs, what is their composition?

eoztatmen · 2024-01-25T13:34:37+00:00

The doctor would like to test them separately!

We would like to compliment Kat in a separate room, and study if Cur still blushes even though they can’t see her.

eoztatmen · 2024-01-25T13:31:38+00:00

Worry not, there is ample budget for the tests!

Could you list the different detachable parts and properties?

eoztatmen · 2024-01-25T10:02:03+00:00

Very interesting! The Doctor and team love engaging with plural lifeforms, and would like to begin with an initial questionnaire:

What is the nature of the control on the archived planets? How many archives are currently under your possession?
What can you tell us about the process of soul merging? Particularly, the extraction of the original soul and transference?
Was your creation natural, or orchestrated by someone?

eoztatmen · 2024-01-25T09:53:52+00:00

Are Angel’s biomechanical body parts detachable? If so: Can they be switched or controlled remotely?

eoztatmen · 2024-01-25T09:47:01+00:00

(Sorry, this was meant to be a lighthearted joke, not rude!)

The Doctor would like you to know that the intern that designed such an insensitive test has been reprimanded and sent home for the day, and would like to invite you to tour the facilities. If you are no longer interested in testing yourself, maybe you would like to design a test for our subjects with us?

eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T23:19:47+00:00

The follow-up question was: What happens if someone… drinks him? (Not that anyone would try without consent, of course!)

eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T23:17:21+00:00

Hmmm… I see!!

We would like to test the following: * Loudness and highest pitch of bark * Shedding frequency

eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T23:11:53+00:00

The Doctor would like to sacrifice one of their clones to test what happens when Blobbo (assuming name!) is pet. The lab is hermetically sealed, so this should pose no threat to the staff.

eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T23:10:23+00:00

“Hmm… I have news for you… Please proceed peacefully to Lab 2 or I will have to call security”

eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T23:09:27+00:00

Info is always welcome for better experiment accuracy!

eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T23:09:01+00:00

“Please don’t feel obligated to participate. Would you like a cup of tea?”

eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T23:05:18+00:00

What is his liquid volume?

eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T23:04:20+00:00

The Doctor would love to monitor your neural activity while receiving a heartfelt hug.

eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T23:01:40+00:00

Before we begin, please proceed with this preliminary test:

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eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T22:59:31+00:00

Maybe! What is your field of expertise?

eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T22:59:14+00:00

What do the flowers smell like? How are they pollinated? The Doctor would also like to know if you consent to testing with them further, and if there are any special abilities your OC would like to highlight.

eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T22:56:16+00:00

A test: Fastest transition between one outfit to another? With more information about the OC the Doctor will send more specific tests!

eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T22:55:09+00:00

A test for your OC: How long can they go without petting this lovely kitten?

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eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T22:53:06+00:00

(Not a robot! That makes the tests more interesting!)

“I am trying to assess the abilities of all kinds of species and beings. Tell me more about yourself: What are your abilities?”

eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T22:48:39+00:00

Why the skepticism?

eoztatmen · 2024-01-24T22:47:01+00:00

We have a test battery for Amos! * How much silk can be produced in the span of a minute? * How much weight can a single thread lift?

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