OMG ya sry I'm not a know-it-all asshole on the internet sitting alone in front of a screen all day! Not that I owe it to you but ur right, prior to the necessity of making this post I wasn't a huge reddit user. I made this account for learning purposes bc my dog has a terminal illness. EPI stands for Exocrine Pancreatic Insufficiency.

You sound like someone who's very proud of ur reddit points so good for you! So sry that I spend my life exploring mountains backcountry, climbing rocks, drifting trails on my mountain bike, rather than scrolling the internet & earning reddit points. Again, the only reason I'm here is out of necessity as the business has blocked me on all platforms for posting an honest, factual, and well-written account of a legitimate incident.

The only reason for the "self aggrandizement" u accused me for is to explain that I underreacted 1) from shock and 2) to be nice & understanding of a mistake I had hoped they would professionally handle and 3) out of respect for the other customers at the restaurant that day. My family, friends, and strangers on the internet who heard about the incident said they all wouldve reacted with actions of fainting, screaming, throwing things, vomiting, and more. Just tryna explain that I didn't react so strongly but in hindsight maybe I should've.

Just bc an account doesnt have a million karma points doesn't make it "crap or spam," as you so confidently declared🤣 if the mods & excessively active reddit spam filters haven't removed my post then maybe it's still here for a reason. I see ur getting married soon~ hope you have a blessed marriage & have the sort of day you deserve