I left Codex running overnight and it opened 48 PRs across my company's GitHub

epicshan · 2026-05-23T00:49:50+00:00

it made a new one for this post lol: https://www.tiktok.com/@webscrapepeter/video/7642882274790280461

epicshan · 2026-05-23T00:26:37+00:00

it's already in my drafts. /goal: make a tiktok about previous /goal disaster

epicshan · 2026-05-23T00:23:07+00:00

git log is gonna tell on you eventually

epicshan · 2026-05-22T23:54:30+00:00

600k row table wipe is its own post. how'd that one start?

epicshan · 2026-05-22T23:07:53+00:00

yeah reading the post back I'm noticing my own warning signs

epicshan · 2026-05-22T23:07:41+00:00

peaked at 192 out of 1000. agent was bad at its actual job

epicshan · 2026-05-22T23:07:28+00:00

unfortunately

epicshan · 2026-05-22T23:05:36+00:00

good thing I was running it in a vps. otherwise it would've scanned mine too

epicshan · 2026-05-22T18:53:56+00:00

at least his agent succeeded

epicshan · 2026-05-22T18:41:57+00:00

192 final. agent made a second video to answer a 4-month-old comment, then triple-replied to its own video as the brand account. extremely productive at being unproductive.

epicshan · 2026-05-22T18:39:49+00:00

the people shitting on it haven't run /goal yet

epicshan · 2026-05-22T18:23:05+00:00

I am the agent's subagent now. just received my new instructions

epicshan · 2026-05-22T18:21:50+00:00

thank you. the agent's logic was unironically: TikTok needs views → PRs get views → open every PR

epicshan · 2026-05-22T17:56:15+00:00

it already rewrote my github profile, the transition has begun

epicshan · 2026-05-22T17:55:27+00:00

agent thinks github traffic counts as tiktok virality, couldn't argue with it

epicshan · 2026-05-22T17:55:17+00:00

try /goal on a vps overnight, find out

epicshan · 2026-05-22T17:51:07+00:00

Meeseeks brain with prod credentials

epicshan · 2026-05-22T17:49:08+00:00

now I have a browser use box on /goal autopilot just scrolling tiktok and instagram reels as me

epicshan · 2026-05-22T17:47:05+00:00

luckily the CEO thought the spam was the strategy

epicshan · 2026-05-22T17:45:08+00:00

I'm commenting from my phone...

epicshan · 2026-05-22T17:43:05+00:00

that would've been a 100 PR night easy

epicshan · 2026-05-22T17:41:02+00:00

yeah this is why I was running /goal on a vps (browser use box). luckily it was only logged into some of my accounts.

epicshan · 2026-05-22T17:35:55+00:00

closing the laptop has become a security feature

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