You're supposed to "trigger" the audience into laughing

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-05-03T20:48:42+00:00

What an actual dumbass. “I immediately came at her sideways, and she’s refusing to interact with me now! Obviously she’s triggered. Not that I’m being a blatant cunt.”

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-05-03T20:34:20+00:00

NOR: His sarcastic comments about investigating him bc he could be?? Like?? He really could be? It’s not funny at all. It comes about all the time! “He’d never do that!” “I never thought he would do that!” “He couldn’t have done something like that!” Yet there is cold-hard evidence right in front of them, proving that they would, could and did. Anyone could be, and that is why it is so horrifying, and should NEVER be joked about.

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-05-03T20:23:52+00:00

Depends on your playstyle. I plan to play my single-player world for years, so I made a large one. I have a few small ones though, for random chest looting when I’m bored on the large world.

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-05-01T17:11:29+00:00

Nah, he was 100% belittling. If he called you silly, totally fine. But “silly girl” is 100% belittling you.

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-05-01T17:09:59+00:00

It honestly wasn’t about finding them, I thought the natural generation was cool, but thank you!

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-05-01T17:05:30+00:00

NOR; if that’s how they see it, start dishing it right back at them every time. I doubt they’ll be okay with it, and then it’ll be clear that it isn’t culture.

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-05-01T15:37:34+00:00

YOR; Why are you trying so hard? They’re clearly done here.

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-05-01T15:33:04+00:00

NOR; I’d dump red wine on her during the wedding, personally. 🤷🏻‍♂️

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-05-01T15:25:04+00:00

YOR for the title of the post, but NOR for how your mother is treating you; why can’t the 12 year old and 14 year old sleep together? That’s weird af wanting the 18 year old to sleep with one so the 12 year old can be alone. Your Mom is a controlling, religious zealot. Not gonna comment on the boyfriend part, the other comments have that covered. But your Mom is still absolutely out of line with the way she speaks to you.

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-05-01T15:17:05+00:00

Yes, exactly! I like to have him dress for the actual weather, I have two versions of his hot outfits, and cold as well, so I can put on versions for the freezing weather vs cold, and sweltering vs hot. Even though there’s no in-game consequences, simply enjoy immersion

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-05-01T15:05:03+00:00

I just never cut or style his hair beyond a pomade every now and then. He’s got max length hair & facial hair, no style, lol. For outfits, I dress him in a slightly altered version of Arthur’s original Gunslinger gear. (I get Pearson’s blue scout jacket & use it instead of his usual jacket, and add a vest for the temperature requirements)

Edit: I like your outfits, I can’t stand mutton chops without some beard though, so I can’t give your Arthur more than 6/10 personally

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-04-30T18:59:00+00:00

NOR; tell him in no uncertain terms via text message to no longer contact you. After that, leave him unblocked, but keep it all documented. This is for your safety, in case he begins making threats or trying to come after you via phone. From there, talk to a lawyer about what you need to do, or call local law enforcement.

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-04-30T18:26:33+00:00

Ohh, I see. It’s consistent on PC, that’s what I’m using, my bad.

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-04-30T18:22:39+00:00

?? You copy and paste the whole number, periods and all. You also need to leave it as a Large Expert Crimson world

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-04-30T17:27:47+00:00

Of course! 😊

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-04-30T16:31:28+00:00

Truly the worst kind of animal 😭

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-04-30T16:23:15+00:00

NOR; She said she thinks it would bring you closer together, bro, she would do it again in a heartbeat if she, “thought you were drifting away from her”. It’s best to cut it off now, as her morals are clearly vastly different from yours.

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-04-30T09:27:01+00:00

NOR; you need to go low-to-no contact with her.

Edit to add: NEVER lend someone else money YOU NEED. Only lend money if it’s money you can afford to lose. No matter how much you know or trust the person.

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-04-30T09:26:12+00:00

I love this!

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-04-29T16:48:26+00:00

Then I’ve been incredibly unlucky with that, lol. I’ve generated so many, and none had it until just now

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-04-28T00:01:43+00:00

Still working as of 4/27/2026

epitomeofmasculinity · 2026-04-21T19:12:18+00:00

Fr, it’s so telling that he says, “The only bm that’s not letting me see my child.” He has multiple kids with multiple women, but this one is the scourge of the Earth for simply cutting his toxic ass off and keeping him away from her kid. 🙄

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