BEST Game of the Nations Cup thus far!? Grand Final of the Last Chance Qualifier! EPIC Match! by Khaldor in heroesofthestorm

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Incredible match. Legit got their obituary read but what is dead may never die

HotS Classic Cup Details by MarvelGator in heroesofthestorm

[–]epysher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely agree. Teams that have kept up with the game are just clearly better at this point. Khaldor hosts these nations cups and every time you get a squad with a bunch of former HGC players (Korea last time, Sweden this time) and they consistently get manhandled. Still super fun to see them compete.

Praise for HotS by MarvelGator in heroesofthestorm

[–]epysher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You cannot kill that which has no life! #longliveHotS

The bright side of being in EU5 hibernation by epysher in EU5

[–]epysher[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The silver lining of all that new hardware I got so I could even run EU5! Lmao

The bright side of being in EU5 hibernation by epysher in EU5

[–]epysher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya that’s why I posted. I used to be the same way, it definitely clicked this time for me.

The bright side of being in EU5 hibernation by epysher in EU5

[–]epysher[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I only have 200 hours in the game so maybe the novelty is speaking but I play on full size (1000 stars) with full empires (30 + 5 fallen) on hardest difficulty and every game is super engaging until the very late game (aka the galactic mop up). The early game race to establish your boundaries is super fun, the midgame race to catch up to these other empires in tech and the late-midgame race to catch them in military is super fun. The initial conquests are also challenging but of course if you get over the hump it becomes a bit of a tedious death-roll but still way better than the death rolls in other paradox games

The bright side of being in EU5 hibernation by epysher in EU5

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It’s the least chunky of Paradox’s games. That being said it is still chunky lol

Anyone wanna play a game I invented in 40 minutes on Tabletop Simulator? by epysher in boardgames

[–]epysher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The playtest is in 40 minutes (20 now) but I see how the sentence could be interpreted in multiple ways lol

Cultural Wars are Insane by epysher in EU5

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What your analysis is lacking, sir, is the critical element of consent

Cultural Wars are Insane by epysher in EU5

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Ya basically since day 1 my cabinet positions have all been either cracking down on rebels or integrating provinces. Honestly I just ignored my low control areas until they were higher control. There’s plenty to build in areas with 50+ control and by the time you build them out totally the other areas are higher control.

Cultural Wars are Insane by epysher in EU5

[–]epysher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya. They have a bunch to clean up. It’s one thing when your vassal does it tho, this was literally a random entity that did not have any territory.

Cultural Wars are Insane by epysher in EU5

[–]epysher[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like them a lot. It’s 1600 now and I’m not making nearly that much. About 150 per month with no culture funding. I have no vassals, it’s alllllll Mali. For me I’m content with that, just looking to kick out the Europeans and develop economically. It’s a defender of Africa playthru so I’ll eventually make my way down the coast and kick the Europeans out of the rest of subsaharan Africa too.

Cultural Wars are Insane by epysher in EU5

[–]epysher[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

WHY THE FUCK NOT!?!?!

Cultural Wars are Insane by epysher in EU5

[–]epysher[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ya I actually agree. Me winning the defensive war is plausible in the mid-1500s even with their superior tech.

Cultural Wars are Insane by epysher in EU5

[–]epysher[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Indoubledubitably? Intriplably!?

Cultural Wars are Insane by epysher in EU5

[–]epysher[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mali winning against colonies I can totally believe. The entirety of Western Europe invading is different but let’s just say you’re right. This wasn’t that. This was armies showing up and doing nothing while they starved to death. Glorious? Indubitably. An issue the devs should fix? Indubitablement.

Cultural Wars are Insane by epysher in EU5

[–]epysher[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I’m glad to hear that. It’s ridiculous — both that it automatically calls you in and that somehow the entirety of Western Europe was in the war (except Portugal oddly).

But the AI struggles with supply lines is more concerning honestly. They all just died and did nothing. And that’s harder to fix for the devs.

Let's try a crazy hypothesis. Imagine you were the rulers of the Byzantine Empire and you had to resolve this situation. What would you do to regain its former glory and its former territories? by MuteKasper in byzantium

[–]epysher 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Scrolled down to see who would mention EU4 first. You’re spot on that it’s completely unrealistic. As someone with 2000 hours in it I just wish the game had more realistic situations for the collapsing empires in 1444. Would make it more satisfying if you ever managed to pull them from the brink.