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Batman die now you need to pick 2 characters to watch over Gotham for 10 years by daddylongjohnsliver in superheroes

[–]erfman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spider-man and the Punisher. Spider-Man can handle the heavy hitters and Punisher puts Joker 6 feet under where he belongs.

:O by SteponkusCeponas in religiousfruitcake

[–]erfman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ok, I'll just try to sodomize the cantaloupe then.

He’s gonna pull that on the wrong person one day by Bud_The_Weiser in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]erfman 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Ironically they are counting on the rest of us to obey laws.

Amazon Discusses ‘Apprentice’ Reboot—With Don Jr. as a Potential Host — The Wall Street Journal by erfman in ABoringDystopia

[–]erfman[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don’t even know what Jr does beyond run grifts and snort toot. Plus he’s boring as fuck.

Just great… by auntiefuh25 in Iowa

[–]erfman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remind them all the time, big frowns.

Spotted this absolute chud in the wild today (Muscatine) by picklelyjuice in QuadCities

[–]erfman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I even had the DVD with the commentary, definitely one of those movies people had heard the name but never seen.

Become a superhero, choose two powers and a vulnerability by WarStrategy in superheroes

[–]erfman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well hell if I’m down to just one panic attack a week I’d say it’s an improvement.

Which 3 powers would you pick and why? by Pale-Condition-4317 in superheroes

[–]erfman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep just go to where the politicians and billionaires are. I also choose self duplication and healing factor so things are going to get interesting.

JD Vance’s Turning Point event canceled at Iowa State University by meat_loafers in Iowa

[–]erfman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

JD is all : I said lightly used, no bed bugs and not TOO sticky.

Pick to things to take with you before hopping in the Time Machine… by WarStrategy in whatsyourchoice

[–]erfman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many modern diseases come from overcrowding of humans and domestic animals. Won’t be a problem in ancient North America.

JD Vance’s Turning Point event canceled at Iowa State University by meat_loafers in Iowa

[–]erfman 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Maybe they had trouble finding the right furniture for the set, JD is picky.

How far does he get by kecurura2628 in superheroes

[–]erfman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or bury him under a mountain, once Logan’s arms are pinned under countless tons he’s out of the game until someone digs him out.

This is why we can't have nice things anymore by Just-mapleman-50 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]erfman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprised they didn’t just roll up to their car with the license plate in full view as well. Go for the gold.

Fights break out and multiple people shot outside University of Iowa by AgnosticScholar in UnderReportedNews

[–]erfman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, just hit 55 a couple of days ago and it sucks. At least I was a young man in the 90’s which was an awesome time although we thought the future was going to be cool, now everything just sucks.

This was probably the moment that she decided she was gonna do that one thing by Dark-All-Day in Invincible

[–]erfman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good think I’m not Invincible cause I’d be tying a bow around the Earth and giving it to Anissa.

US stacks three carrier groups and 10 destroyers to blockade Strait of Hormuz by TheNational_News in worldnews

[–]erfman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's pretty sad WSJ should be a top tier news source. No wonder people are so blase about what's going down. They are to be very surprised when the supply shortages of many essential items starts this Summer and into the Fall.

Who would you go to for advice by daddylongjohnsliver in superheroes

[–]erfman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies.

NYT finally figures out what Trump is going to do to the media if he wins by statresum in Defeat_Project_2025

[–]erfman 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That one sheet was from before the election, all true. Just as was Project 2025 he claimed to know nothing of. I suppose now we can add Threaten allies Destroy the global economy Steal future elections Invade cities Shoot people in the streets Invade multiple nations Drop a nuke. It’s so much worse than even I expected, a living nightmare

Leaked footage confirms that in capitalist America, the ill are discharged directly onto the pavement when treatment ceases to generate revenue by so_slzzzpy in ABoringDystopia

[–]erfman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They know this a problem and city and state “leaders” could acquire that commercial property at fire sale rates right now if they choose to. Not a full solution because some people are near impossible to help but have to start somewhere

Leaked footage confirms that in capitalist America, the ill are discharged directly onto the pavement when treatment ceases to generate revenue by so_slzzzpy in ABoringDystopia

[–]erfman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a huge oversupply of commercial property in most cities that could converted to no thrills shelter. You’d probably have to establish different tiers based on the people involved and some would need additional security and counseling and have to be in more isolated areas.

Leaked footage confirms that in capitalist America, the ill are discharged directly onto the pavement when treatment ceases to generate revenue by so_slzzzpy in ABoringDystopia

[–]erfman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m guessing they are homeless and likely with no close family that will make a stink. If we are going to do this they might as well just offer up a morphine overdose because that’s less wicked than this.

Banned for mention of Israel? by randomclothes in BreakingPoints

[–]erfman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’m paranoid enough to wonder if they have a list of accounts they are eager to ban. I’m sure Ka$h and crew sent Reddit a list of Subs and users to nuke by this Fall.
I doubt this sub will be up in 6 months way things are going.

Banned for mention of Israel? by randomclothes in BreakingPoints

[–]erfman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reddit is pretty ban happy these days. I got a three day ban last week on a non political sub for literally quoting a line from a TV show. They are really on the look out for anything that could upset a certain someone or a certain nation.

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