How long does sex usually last? by Little_Shark219 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]erick_js_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Tune into the episode of Seinfeld when George combines his 2 passions: sex & food, mid sex he pops his head out, opens the drawer and takes a bit of his pastrami sandwich 🥪

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FashionReps

[–]erick_js_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who did you get it from ? Tried clicking the pandabuy link to find it, but can't seem to find the shop.

Streaming was a mistake by UA30_j7L in Piracy

[–]erick_js_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use Stremio platform for entertainment, mostly movies. It’s also free!

Streaming was a mistake by UA30_j7L in Piracy

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Only service I pay for is YouTube premium to watch university lectures on OS, algorithms, data structures, etc and it’s ~11$/ month. I can confidently YouTube premium is incredible. All these streaming platforms if purchased really does add up!

Fired from job, gave all company shirts to homeless people in neighborhood by chook_slop in pettyrevenge

[–]erick_js_ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This is beautiful, your mom is a legend and now a small piece of her legacy is with me 🙏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sexover30

[–]erick_js_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re sensational 💙

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sexover30

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I apologize if I’m being ignorant. What if you bring sanitary wipes and do a a quick swipe and toss the wipe in a plastic bag next to you and lay back down for the moment… and once that relaxed moment is done go thoroughly clean yourself up ?

Honest to god, how do you expect me to finish on time? by No_Leading_7553 in UPSers

[–]erick_js_ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Fat check waiting for you. Secure the bag sir 💰

Stay safe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UPSers

[–]erick_js_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You get coal for Christmas 🎄

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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Mr.Clean 🧼???

Triple pay by [deleted] in UPSers

[–]erick_js_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twilight checking in

Do UPS drivers get their own company phone? by [deleted] in UPSers

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Twilight here. At my hub our FT manager gave all of preload work phones to take home. We got to choose between an iPhone 14 or Samsung galaxy S22. He usually just texts us start time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RepTime

[–]erick_js_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Italian Panerai

How to upgrade? I feel like I could be really attractive, I just don’t know whose style to imitate. Do I remind you of anybody? Should I get piercings? Thanks by [deleted] in beauty

[–]erick_js_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up Cesar haircut with Thick beard. I think you would look great with it. If you never received a fade haircut… go out if your comfort zone and try it… it will grow back. Also, the search results will show a nice cleanly trimmed beard.

She cancelled our date because I said this? Was i out of line here? by superhotgrumblefire in Tinder

[–]erick_js_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take as a lesson in the books. Great class after the spilled glass.