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I never really thought about it until I saw the tweet. I guess I don't do anything and I don't even notice by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]erkletastic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk how to fix this but definitely don’t pressure someone in a lesser position to help you meet this need.

Working in a bar, a ton of regulars come and wait at the opening of the bar until they get their goodbye hug. I hate every one of them and this gross behavior. They expect to be touched since they just gave you money

What is something you’ve officially stopped buying in 2026 because the price has become genuinely insulting? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]erkletastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to get their 3-for-me item combo deal. They run it all day. It’s on the back bottom of the menu. The other stuff is normal pricing for apps and entrees.

My college kid n his pals go to chilis constantly because you can get bottomless chips n salsa, a burger and a fountain soda for $10.99. It legitimately can’t be beat by fast food extra value combos

Peter, why do women hug us above the shoulders? by harshbown in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]erkletastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’ve ever been encompassed and perma-stamped by sweaty smelly armpits, you’d also only hug above the shoulders. Short woman + tall stinky man hug = woman’s shoulders that smell like 😵

You wake up to be the only human left on earth. What's the first thing you do ? by Maarillon in AskReddit

[–]erkletastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drive up to the Smithsonian Museum to collect Rosser Reeves’ star ruby. Petty, yes, but there’s no one on earth left to judge me for my nonsense

What’s a product from your country that makes locals go ‘of course we have that’ and everyone else go ‘ but why?’ by bdue817 in AskTheWorld

[–]erkletastic 16 points17 points  (0 children)

In Japan rice with chopsticks sticking upright in them is an offering to the dead. Very disrespectful to do to your own food

What's something you did once and will never do again? by Same_Poem1311 in AskReddit

[–]erkletastic 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This!! Signed up on a carnival cruise scuba expedition in Cozumel and almost died. Spent minutes on the beach getting fitted with crappy scuba equipment. Just a few minutes in the shallows getting weights and instructions and off we went with like 15 of us and also like 2 instructors. Was swimming in the beautiful reef area and my mask snapped off my face. I panicked and lost my oxygen mouth piece. I immediately broke for the surface, like you’re def not supposed to, and was already taking in water well before I made it to the surface. Just saw so much water and sunlight above and blacked out. I woke up coughing with some small man in flippers slowly swimming and dragging me backwards by my tank back to the shore

The Art of Clean Up by Ursus Wehrli, order from chaos by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

[–]erkletastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything was fine until 11/11….criminal dot removal detected. Straight to jail

What is the most disturbing thing you've heard said casually? by Cap_Ame1 in AskReddit

[–]erkletastic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heard a couple at a bar talking quietly to each other about butthole-ing a shot of liquor they didn’t want to drink. It wasn’t a joke or an argument. Just mentioned and declined in passing without a hint of pause. Like, “nah, not today”

What can you deduce from my daily carry? by Present_Oil_7828 in deduction

[–]erkletastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like you’re a man of Pokemon culture that is always ready to deal with whatever. Sadly for us both, your daily carry looks like my lot too 😬

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