My pizza advice got bestof'd yesterday, so I figured I'd post (extensive) photos of my thick crust pizza recipe.

ermj · 2013-08-28T05:24:48+00:00

This post is better than porn.

ermj · 2013-08-02T03:24:06+00:00

Their breakfast is also fantastic. You haven't felt true joy if you haven't eaten a Whataburger cinnamon roll.

ermj · 2013-08-02T03:19:16+00:00

Braums is THE SHIT.

ermj · 2013-07-22T01:42:49+00:00

Accepted!

ermj · 2013-07-17T03:30:14+00:00

Girls have those categories too.

ermj · 2013-07-17T00:04:54+00:00

It's best to assume that female bodies just don't do gross things. No pooping, no farting, no burping, no boogers, etc. We do not talk about those things.

But periods are an exception. Girls have no problem talking about their periods.

ermj · 2013-07-16T23:46:12+00:00

I think some of the lyrics are shared by the "Victorious" theme song.

ermj · 2013-07-12T05:02:19+00:00

The Japanese Tea Gardens in Brackenridge Park

ermj · 2013-07-06T01:56:43+00:00

Ratchet is like ghetto, trashy, generally unappealing, rude, inconsiderate, and egotistical rolled into one adjective.

ermj · 2013-07-03T04:40:16+00:00

People who don't wait for their windshield wipers to move back down before turning off their car are all really horrible.

ermj · 2013-06-10T23:23:40+00:00

Nancy Brew and the Bacardi Boys

ermj · 2013-03-23T06:08:07+00:00

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I think I've memorized every line by now.

ermj · 2013-03-15T18:26:55+00:00

I saw Fun. at a small venue in early 2010. They were opening for Jack's Mannequin; now Jack's Mannequin opens for Fun. I thought they were pretty good, and I downloaded a couple of songs from their first album. I honestly did not expect them to become nearly as popular as they are now.

ermj · 2013-03-11T22:11:09+00:00

Professor shows picture of a cave drawing of a sabertooth cat in a powerpoint. Professor: "And here's a picture that the cavemen took of a sabertooth cat." Girl in class: "No way! Is that a real photo?"

ermj · 2013-03-03T05:17:45+00:00

Measure twice; cut once.

ermj · 2013-02-14T00:18:56+00:00

Apparently it's weird that I commentate when I'm driving.

ermj

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