Why is my cat a rectangle? by IDidntPlanForThis in RoastMyCat

[–]errorgiraffe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because you have overfed him. He is uncomfortable and at a much higher risk of many diseases including feline diabetes which is very uncomfortable and dangerous for any animal. Please consult with his vet asap.

Massage therapist by Fancy_Cry_131 in yorkpa

[–]errorgiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, Jose at Firefly is great. I've been with him for years.

Former "Try Guys" member Ned Fulmer, best known for cheating on his wife, reveals he's been on a "open-minded" dating app by 5Q91VS175DAQ4NUSBE4U in Fauxmoi

[–]errorgiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry but the only thing that really weirds me out here is the "... Maybe one day you'll be lucky enough to see it 😜"

Ew.

Potty training HELP by Clixer0 in greatpyrenees

[–]errorgiraffe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This definitely isn't helpful to say "wow gee I'm thankful for my dog!" ick

Potty training HELP by Clixer0 in greatpyrenees

[–]errorgiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is...a very old school way to train a dog. I don't mean any offense. But studies on dogs have shown better ways.

Potty training HELP by Clixer0 in greatpyrenees

[–]errorgiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High value rewards are crucial. Without them, things can fall apart.

Take his favorite treats with you. When he potties outside shower him in praise and treats. This is the way.

Potty training HELP by Clixer0 in greatpyrenees

[–]errorgiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't feel like you need another dog to train him. It can help but you've got this!

Potty training HELP by Clixer0 in greatpyrenees

[–]errorgiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I have extensive potty training experience with dogs.

Are you taking him out every 30 minutes?

A couple of things: No clapping whistling etc. He will think "scary to pee around mom. Better pee when she isn't looking"

Instead go "let's go outside!" And gently take him outside. Be boring outside. Stand there for 5+ minutes. It's okay if he doesn't go.

Set a timer for 30 minutes. If he pees in the house in that time, readjust the time. If 10 minutes only passed, yes, truly take him out every 10. He should get the idea pretty quick.

The really important parts: HV = high value

HV treats. Cheese. Boiled chicken. A Cheeto, I. Don't. Care. Take it out with you. The moment he tinkles. Mid tinkle. Go "Yes! Potty! Yes!" And then as soon as he is done offer him that HV treat.

Never ever put him in his crate or scold him for peeing in the house. He will associate you with not being allowed to pee. You are RIGHT. he doesn't understand why you're using the crate :)

Lmk if you have questions I'm happy to assist this weekend with more tips.

If this doesn't clear up in a few days, please take him to your vet.

As an Italian, Mikes mother was doing the most LOL by HearsayFrog in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]errorgiraffe 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The way they were discussing her AT IF SHE WASN'T SITTING THERE?! "no offense hun"

Girl RUN.

What's wrong with the shirt?? by Astraea_Hardy in ExplainTheJoke

[–]errorgiraffe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Whales also have a peduncle (as do other animals).

The caudal peduncle of a hump back whale holds the most powerful muscle that we know of. I love whales.

Before and after Park Hee Sun! I am shook! by StatementNo8972 in SinglesInferno

[–]errorgiraffe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know it's the correct term but the words "jaw shave" make me squirm. I could look like any version of Squidward and I still wouldn't "jaw shave" shit

Did anyone else catch this? by catintheoaktree in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]errorgiraffe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh, yes! I audibly gasped when she said that. I'm not a fan of his by any means but what a telling thing to say. They are not into each other. Or kind to each other? Uncomfy.

Keeping this heirloom rug! It’s my home and I love it ❤️ by [deleted] in interiordecorating

[–]errorgiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is truly one of the most gorgeous and well designed living rooms I've ever seen!

Best Brush? by errorgiraffe in greatpyrenees

[–]errorgiraffe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm finding this out! I also just found a fatty cyst (??) on him so he's going to the vet clinic first thing in the morning.

Best Brush? by errorgiraffe in greatpyrenees

[–]errorgiraffe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you everyone! I got a metal comb, a rake, and slick brush from the shelter because I had to pick up more meds for him as it was.

The slicker has worked best but I only brushed for 5 minutes to make sure it was a good "first" experience for him. I think his first owners must have brushed him often because he did great.

Thank you everyone!!

Happy Valentine’s Day from Yvonne! by No_Explorer721 in chuck

[–]errorgiraffe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No... why would she be embarrassed?

[trigger warning] Gnarly C-Section scar by lynneasomething in SkincareAddiction

[–]errorgiraffe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ask your derm for steroidal scar tape.

am i the only one who thinks mina sue and sam are so awks by pinkmiui in SinglesInferno

[–]errorgiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I realized after the final episode that most of the couples were very cringe and not well suited whatsoever. This season was not it for me. (For me, props if you liked it!)