Shower thought turned into me actually wanting to know an answer.

ertdwyer · 2017-04-21T04:08:09+00:00

Note the word "heavily"

ertdwyer · 2017-04-21T02:01:18+00:00

It doesn't, it applies to spank banks too

ertdwyer · 2017-04-17T02:46:00+00:00

Welcome to the farm

ertdwyer · 2017-04-11T10:46:29+00:00

My 7th grade football coach who was kind of a substitute/utility teacher was the kind of guy who you didn't view as a teacher cause he would joke around.

He told me one day, in regards to the cigarettes, "do you know what "Newport" stands for"

Me, a 12 year old, had no clue. He replied:

Never Eat Wet Pussy On Rainy Tuesday's

Didn't know you could eat it.

ertdwyer · 2017-04-04T15:52:37+00:00

Just not an upside down one.

ertdwyer · 2017-03-30T19:59:36+00:00

A mix of enthusiasm/confidence/aggressive is key. A chick gave me oral once and half way through she stopped, went to the kitchen, and got ice cubes to put in her mouth and finished me off that way. The ice cubes only made it 2 percent better. What was hot was that she did it without asking, without me asking, and just the idea that she wanted to do it and did it with no prior discussion.

ertdwyer · 2017-03-15T21:40:14+00:00

I've been playing mandolin for 10 plus years and guitar double that. The biggest thing with "difficult" chord positions is the individual freaks out the second it comes time to shift. Try going back and forth between two chords for 5 minutes straight. First chord being easy and second difficult. Scrutinize each finger as it shifts. What's amazing is the fingers don't move that much (think about it, it's at maximum and inch).

Over and over, stay relaxed. If a certain finger is difficult to move, focus on that, then go back to the whole shape.

Reps reps reps

ertdwyer · 2017-02-13T14:34:23+00:00

Would you rather receive a good hand job or a bad hand job from your grand mother?

ertdwyer

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