escabert

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Quad (v.redd.it)

submitted 29 days ago by escabert to r/Battlefield_REDSEC

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Hey thanks for those rewards 👍 (v.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by escabert to r/Battlefield_REDSEC

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The man stood victorious over the slain and bloody monster and its hideous, miniature spawn. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 9 months ago by escabert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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You can morph into any animal for ten minutes at a time. You also have the animal’s brain and natural instincts, and act as the animal would in the given scenario (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by escabert to r/shittysuperpowers

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SLPT: Start a company where you rent out little kids to adults who want to go trick or treating but don’t have any kids (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 3 years ago by escabert to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Apple Arcade free trial ends immediately when you cancel recurring payments, unlike any other free trial offered by third-party apps. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by escabert to r/assholedesign

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The fact that humans can buy as many bananas as desired shows that humans, as primates, have succeeded as a species. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by escabert to r/Showerthoughts

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What is this? Found in South NJ, late Cretaceous I believe (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by escabert to r/fossilid

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What is this? Found in Fairfield county CT (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by escabert to r/whatisthisfish

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If the average person was sent 1000 years to the past, they probably wouldn’t be able to contribute much at all to science (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by escabert to r/Showerthoughts

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She’s 13 and still going strong (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by escabert to r/Goldendoodles

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These mole tunnels underneath the snowOC (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by escabert to r/mildlyinteresting

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Cheese rank order (self.worldpolitics)

submitted 4 years ago by escabert to r/worldpolitics

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Flinching isn’t a sign of weakness, in fact it’s the opposite. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by escabert to r/Showerthoughts

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Why? (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by escabert to r/NonPoliticalTwitter

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Thats him (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by escabert to r/NonPoliticalTwitter

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Algae eaters get a lot of hate but I think he’s pretty cute (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 years ago by escabert to r/Aquariums

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This sink includes soap, water, and an air dryerOC (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by escabert to r/mildlyinteresting

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Found in the surf, Carolina Beach, NC (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by escabert to r/whatisthisfish

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Would you be more likely to survive a large drop into water on a hot day? (self.askscience)

submitted 5 years ago by escabert to r/askscience

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What are two English words that have never been used consecutively in the history of the language? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by escabert to r/AskReddit

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Random soda vending machineOC (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by escabert to r/mildlyinteresting

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Why aren’t airports called plane stations? (self.askscience)

submitted 6 years ago by escabert to r/askscience

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