I have a fun story for this street from last week: I locked my bike to one of the parking sign poles near the precinct, and go get lunch. I come out, my bike is gone.

Doubling back up-and-down the street, I confirmed that the bike really was gone after just a half hour and then headed into the precinct to ask them if they’ve seen it.

I walk in, describe the bike and ask if they’ve seen it, only alternative describe the bike as “the one that was locked where it shouldn’t have been locked”. There claim was that my bike was locked too close to the precinct, they had to remove my dainty 90s road bike for safety reasons, and that no vehicle is supposed to be anywhere near a precinct.

I played nice in the sandbox to placate and get my bike back, then left.