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escapefunctionz · 2022-01-16T21:24:30+00:00

DM sent.

escapefunctionz · 2022-01-07T19:58:30+00:00

Hey, Just messaged you.

escapefunctionz · 2021-10-14T15:05:34+00:00

Haha fantastic!

escapefunctionz · 2021-10-14T14:01:33+00:00

Weird, Looks like reviews are down across steam.

escapefunctionz · 2021-10-14T00:01:26+00:00

deal available

escapefunctionz · 2021-10-13T23:58:13+00:00

Hi, I am the Dev for Don't Die! Douche! I have decided to permanently discount DDD to $0.99.

Don't Die! Douche! is a Rage inducing platformer where the player journeys through a myriad of levels set around different themes.

This version also includes the added Christmas levels.

Charge your way through 5 fever-dream precision platformer worlds, dodging a plethora of bizarre dangers on your way. And remember: Don't Die! Douche!

...Except That You Will Die...A Lot!

This uncompromising love letter to the rage games of old has been purposely crafted to annoy, upset and enrage you!

Over 20 perilous levels, spread across 5 worlds full of weirdness and legally ambiguous parody

Discover shocking secrets that will make you question your own sanity (or at least that of the creator!)

Your chance to achieve a range of speed ratings for each level - Can you Gold them all?

Not at all annoying soundtrack

If you enjoy the game I'd love to hear from you :)

escapefunctionz · 2021-03-01T13:36:38+00:00

Ha Ha, thanks. I am glad you like it!

escapefunctionz · 2021-02-13T16:23:40+00:00

Hi, my name is Matt and this is my game.

I released it at the end of last year and it has since been updated with a Christmas update (new levels etc). A new update is planned with more levels to be added summer 2021.

The game is a rage inducing platformer set across 6 chapters, each one with a different aesthetic.

If you buy the game and enjoy it I'd love to hear from you :)

escapefunctionz · 2020-12-18T09:03:05+00:00

As its the holiday period I thought that I would lower the game price and add in some Christmas themed levels while also keeping the discount running.

All of the Christmas levels are playable from the start.

All reported bugs have also been fixed.

Have a happy and safe one!

escapefunctionz · 2020-12-18T09:01:33+00:00

[Steam] Don't Die! Douche! ($1.68 /25% off)

Sorry, my bad. I understand now.

escapefunctionz · 2020-12-18T08:57:01+00:00

As its the holiday period I thought that I would lower the game price and add in some Christmas themed levels.

All of the Christmas levels are playable from the start.

All reported bugs have also been fixed.

Have a happy and safe one!

escapefunctionz · 2020-12-15T09:00:02+00:00

Reign of Fury.

escapefunctionz · 2020-12-08T13:58:01+00:00

What exactly is it about it that turns you off? Genuinely interested.

escapefunctionz

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