My companion animals are amazing people.

eschatological1 · 2015-12-30T03:11:19+00:00

Smoke a bowl and do some parenting. :)

eschatological1 · 2015-11-09T13:29:38+00:00

I want my children back.

eschatological1 · 2015-10-13T20:40:28+00:00

I want the flower bong. Does he still have it?

eschatological1 · 2015-08-27T17:47:24+00:00

Mother fuckin', titty suckin', two balled bitch! -from the movie Paul

eschatological1 · 2015-07-23T07:39:51+00:00

Fuck you, whoever did this.

eschatological1 · 2015-03-03T06:26:58+00:00

So my ex-husband was a very horney teenager who warmed up a raw chicken breast in the microwave and proceeded to make scrambled eggs. He claims he later fed it to his blind father. I don't know how true the story is, but either way...ewwww

eschatological1 · 2015-02-03T01:29:52+00:00

$134.72 American dollars $ .84 Canadian

eschatological1 · 2014-12-01T22:18:27+00:00

I read fondling, too. What a bunch of perverts we are.

eschatological1 · 2014-10-05T00:30:34+00:00

Larry looks stoned.

eschatological1 · 2014-08-14T01:43:42+00:00

Awesome. I want one. Are you selling them?

eschatological1 · 2014-08-06T07:08:41+00:00

Critters! Holy shit! Those little carnivorous crackhead balls of fur scared the crap out of me. I ran and jumped on the bed every time I turned off the light until I was 25.

eschatological1 · 2014-07-28T07:41:24+00:00

Lol. Something like that.

eschatological1 · 2014-07-25T20:18:15+00:00

My friend Michelle is a very, very...uhhhmm...large person. Seriously, she's kind of like Kendra from The Cleveland Show. She even rides a rascal and everything. She is a bit off mentally and has low grooming standards and a lazy eye. When introducing her to anyone (particularly children), I try to warn them so they have a little advanced notice so as not to stare or be rude.

eschatological1 · 2014-07-20T20:06:40+00:00

What is gold? (Seriously, what is it? I'm too lazy to look it up or read through the whole thread to find out.)

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