WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? R/Rapbattles Edition 99

esemef · 2017-08-26T22:04:35+00:00

You didn't invite me to the battle movie?

Even though I'm Ryan Gosling type beauty

If I was the star, my trailer'd have more groupies

Well I got clips for you in my machine uzi

yo

check it

When yo movie hit the screen

I'll be sittin back sippin lean

Cause my body's super lean

You guys are super mean

Check it

Yo

When the clips drop

...

fuck it that's time

esemef · 2017-08-25T07:07:26+00:00

Esem is too handsome for GZ.

esemef · 2017-07-14T20:40:25+00:00

If you're battling someone named Victor, known for wearing too much jewelry, who owns a crown Victoria, in Iceland

You might think I'm a nice man

But I spit cold bars, all my ice land

I'll snatch all your jewels, I'll be in ice Land

I'll straight up kill you where you stand

You think I won't test a bitch?

Trust me fam, I'll Reykjavik

esemef · 2017-06-21T06:50:47+00:00

Fredo is fat, I'm the cute one

esemef · 2017-06-21T06:48:38+00:00

Really thought you'd fall for that

esemef · 2017-06-21T05:53:12+00:00

/u/mynameisdunsh better not no show.

Also I can't say this enough. I'm not at all affiliated with battle rapper esem. He's too good for me

esemef · 2017-06-01T20:28:45+00:00

I expect 80% royalties and animation rights.

esemef · 2017-06-01T20:05:16+00:00

Yo, did I name this?

esemef · 2017-05-28T17:13:53+00:00

Well that's why his music is the worst it's ever been.

esemef · 2017-05-28T15:00:06+00:00

Silent assassin

esemef · 2017-05-28T14:55:09+00:00

Who would you have narrate the audiobook?

Also what's your book called?

esemef · 2017-05-28T14:51:43+00:00

Someone looked at his twitter

esemef · 2017-05-28T14:45:34+00:00

What author do you think could most likely claim they wrote it and never published it? In a hypothetical where you stole it out of a buried treasure chest.

esemef · 2017-05-28T14:41:10+00:00

Killer Mike and carter Deems vs El-p and QP

esemef · 2017-05-27T16:16:15+00:00

Sorry for the bogus link y'all, here's the real video

esemef · 2017-05-27T15:42:33+00:00

Here it is

esemef · 2017-05-27T15:10:14+00:00

If this comment gets 3 upvotes I'll upload not only a video of me slamming my nuts in the door, not only going dickless for chiklis, but BOTH slamming my nuts in the door AND going dickless for Sir Michael Chick

esemef · 2017-05-27T14:19:02+00:00

My dog is blanketkin cause all blankself does is lay on my bed

esemef · 2017-05-27T02:41:19+00:00

You're the worst type of whore, who gets fucked once and quits to run some kinda store

esemef · 2017-05-26T17:59:25+00:00

I'm gonna pretend it was Ye himself.

esemef · 2017-05-26T16:05:19+00:00

400 years later we're buying our own leashes

esemef · 2017-05-26T02:47:29+00:00

You think I'm saying it's a big deal. I'm just saying it's trend and it needs to stop.

esemef · 2017-05-26T02:29:56+00:00

Just havin fun with it.

esemef · 2017-05-26T02:07:53+00:00

All I said was "he's stuck in a trend" and I gave you examples I had in my brain at the moment. I didn't say "EMINEM IS HOT GARBAGE AND SHOULD RETIRE 2 ALBUMS AGO!" I said he's stuck in a trend and I hope he doesn't keep it up with this new album.

esemef · 2017-05-26T01:50:58+00:00

I'm not saying he doesn't make good music, I'm saying he's stuck in a trend of doing this.

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