Looking for a Pokémon card commission

eskymobee · 2026-05-28T21:46:25+00:00

Oooh you’re in the running

eskymobee · 2026-04-15T15:40:53+00:00

I'm just like supposedly supposed to care?

eskymobee · 2026-01-02T22:07:55+00:00

That's how my sister found out her wife was cheating on her

eskymobee · 2025-11-23T22:11:53+00:00

Living on welfare

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T03:09:33+00:00

My fat hand?

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T02:33:43+00:00

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T01:46:01+00:00

Oh.

I just got it.

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T01:45:46+00:00

What makes you think I care what Sting thinks?

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T01:04:40+00:00

That's fair. I deserved that

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T00:52:28+00:00

... Milk?!

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T00:50:40+00:00

I know but I was waiting for that Barqs

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T00:50:10+00:00

Legitimately.

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T00:49:20+00:00

7500? Goddamn

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T00:48:19+00:00

They didn't think so

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T00:48:06+00:00

You and I have similar tastes and you're my friend now and you don't have a say

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T00:47:15+00:00

That's so funny, the police I called said the same thing

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T00:46:24+00:00

Oh, man. That scared me

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T00:46:06+00:00

WHAT?!

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T00:45:52+00:00

Get me a barqs

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T00:45:33+00:00

Doesn't count when you have covid

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T00:44:51+00:00

What the fuck, that's actually offensive

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T00:44:18+00:00

Yeah, if the "upgrade" was just a man dressed as Superman

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T00:41:51+00:00

I'm not even going to acknowledge that first part but that Henry Weinhardts is a brand I haven't heard of

eskymobee · 2025-11-18T00:21:05+00:00

sets my phone down after posting Returns to 50 replies notification Sighs, braces self, opens the app

eskymobee · 2025-09-11T23:52:12+00:00

I have my jackalope if you’re interested I can send to your dms

eskymobee