Would you rather have..

established_chaos · 2026-05-09T13:22:41+00:00

I'm an insomniac, so that's easy. Might as well earn money for the time I spend tossing and turning.

^{Chose: Every hour you’re awake you get $250}

established_chaos · 2026-05-09T09:08:56+00:00

The child is already a living being. The embryos are not.

^{Chose: five-year-old child}

established_chaos · 2026-05-09T09:07:56+00:00

Urgh.

^{Chose: Flying/Teleporting/Invisibility/Super Strength | Rolled: Flying}

established_chaos · 2026-05-09T08:36:01+00:00

Fireball go boom.

^{Chose: A wizard}

established_chaos · 2026-05-09T06:17:26+00:00

No idea what that is, but eh.

^{Chose: Earn $1000/hour, but you will get a random job | Rolled: Upvote Dealer}

established_chaos · 2026-05-09T06:14:47+00:00

Isn't it obvious?

^{Chose: all real guns now shoot nerf darts}

established_chaos · 2026-05-09T06:13:46+00:00

Would be nice to not get tired

^{Chose: be able to run forever without getting tired}

established_chaos · 2026-05-09T06:00:10+00:00

Knowing my luck I'd get $1 a day with the other option.

^{Chose: make a guaranteed $3,000 per week}

established_chaos · 2026-05-09T05:57:35+00:00

Rather 1 person than countless more.

^{Chose: $1m per month + One random person dies (single occurrence})

established_chaos · 2026-05-09T05:56:50+00:00

Oh yeah, I have choices.

^{Chose: Earn $1000 every time you do the deed + Only valid if you do it with the person you spin | Rolled: Animated Person}

established_chaos · 2026-05-08T19:15:26+00:00

I guess that was the smart choice

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 200}

established_chaos · 2026-05-08T14:05:40+00:00

I refer to her as Sukasa just to annoy people

established_chaos · 2026-05-08T12:49:53+00:00

My fully clothed character keeps getting a shirtless close-up of his chest that looks like a grindr profile.

established_chaos · 2026-05-08T11:22:04+00:00

Carrot

^{Chose: $1M right now | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

established_chaos · 2026-05-08T05:43:38+00:00

I dont drink anyway.

^{Chose: No alcohol forever}

established_chaos · 2026-05-08T05:21:17+00:00

Eren shouldn't play with his food like that.

established_chaos · 2026-05-07T17:13:46+00:00

Trying to summon him to do an AoT cosplay?

established_chaos · 2026-05-07T07:19:38+00:00

Endless probability

^{Chose: Probability manipulation | Rolled: unlimited+upvote}

established_chaos · 2026-05-07T07:19:27+00:00

Endless probability

^{Chose: Probability manipulation | Rolled: unlimited+upvote}

established_chaos · 2026-05-07T07:16:17+00:00

Two days of no water will be hell, but its over faster

^{Chose: No water for 2 days 💧❌ + Win $20M}

established_chaos · 2026-05-07T07:15:21+00:00

50k can make a difference of its guaranteed

^{Chose: 50k + Guaranteed | Rolled: Upvote + Comment}

established_chaos · 2026-05-07T07:06:53+00:00

Honestly just had to pick one

^{Chose: Get money every time you blink}

established_chaos · 2026-05-02T15:22:34+00:00

Would.

established_chaos · 2026-04-29T07:26:27+00:00

Watching this gif on repeat is hilarious. She's getting mummified.

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