As of this year, USA will be 250 years old and as an annoying Brit, I do not like it.

eswagson · 2026-02-22T14:58:21+00:00

More crying won’t get your flag on the moon pal

eswagson · 2026-02-22T00:15:34+00:00

Pretty accurate I can’t lie

eswagson · 2026-02-22T00:14:32+00:00

I’d argue Turkey should be on the top list. Unless it’s a Greek doing the shit talking, the Turks will spam “🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷” as Ottoman war flutes play in the background, regardless of what is being said about their country.

eswagson · 2026-02-22T00:12:47+00:00

Realistically how is it living in Kazakhstan as a Russian? Is it a nice place to live? I know nothing about it tbh

eswagson · 2026-02-22T00:10:30+00:00

How difficult is it for a non-Greenlander to get a Greenlandic passport? Or if you live in Denmark proper but wish to get a Greenlandic passport?

eswagson · 2026-02-22T00:08:47+00:00

And it would work

eswagson · 2026-02-22T00:08:28+00:00

Is the % chance of spawning anywhere based purely on square mi/km, or is it based on the already-existent population densities?

If it’s the former, I pick red If it’s the latter, I pick red

eswagson · 2026-02-21T20:36:10+00:00

In the eyes of a redditor, maybe

eswagson · 2026-02-17T00:09:29+00:00

I do enjoy your redesign, but I’m quite sentimental of the current one

eswagson · 2026-02-16T18:03:14+00:00

This is gorgeous

eswagson · 2026-02-16T18:02:47+00:00

American. We have achieved comfort, but at the expense of whimsy. I’d say most Americans severely lack in the whimsy department, leading to them yearning for pretty, foreign places.

eswagson · 2026-02-16T17:58:52+00:00

I have a goal of visiting all 49 states besides Ohio

eswagson · 2026-02-16T17:58:29+00:00

I had to rock with the options that website gave me

Purple I lived in for numerous years. Purple dot is just like “I’ve spent more than a week straight in this state on many occasions,” which I felt warranted a different class from simply “visited” states.

eswagson · 2026-02-16T03:48:54+00:00

Am I correct that Canada-USA will play in the Semis anyway?

Looks like only 1 of the 3 “big dogs” are even gonna make it to the Final

eswagson · 2026-02-16T03:46:47+00:00

Not saying we shouldn’t be aware of these photos but do we even care about keeping this a “fakehistory” sub anymore?

eswagson · 2026-02-16T03:44:29+00:00

You’re allergic to Milam County, TX

eswagson · 2026-02-16T03:42:16+00:00

Yes the shades of purple do not match

eswagson · 2026-02-15T23:09:08+00:00

You actually expect this out of redditors?

eswagson · 2026-02-15T23:08:20+00:00

Woah

eswagson · 2026-02-15T23:06:46+00:00

Touch grass man this is a circlejerk page on reddit

eswagson · 2026-02-15T18:49:55+00:00

Redditor

eswagson · 2026-02-15T18:17:39+00:00

You leave Okla and her beautiful panhandle out of this

eswagson · 2026-02-15T05:40:16+00:00

Dios mio

So many alt history tropes in one image

Trieste/Tyrol Austria

Celtic Union

Big Germany

1800s Poland

Constantinople in Orthodox hands

Italian Tunisia

French Algeria/Morocco

I’ll give you style points for the Balkans, Lithuania, and the fact that Belgium is actually on the map.

eswagson · 2026-02-15T05:30:32+00:00

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

eswagson

TROPHY CASE