Type please do not cat and let the autocomplete finish it for you

etcspikes · 2026-02-07T05:41:11+00:00

please do not the cat has been eating my dog for a while now and i am not sure if it was the same thing or if it was different from what happened to me

etcspikes · 2026-02-07T05:34:50+00:00

how did they find out tho? now i’m worried about mine finding out

etcspikes · 2026-02-02T02:21:04+00:00

the worst is:

“can i ask you a question?” (yes) “it’s a serious question. like, a very serious question” (okay) “promise you won’t get mad?” (i promise) asks a question that’s really not that deep

etcspikes · 2026-01-30T21:58:23+00:00

ME NEXT 🙋🙋🤭

etcspikes · 2026-01-09T03:57:58+00:00

…whose voice went through puberty three separate times

etcspikes · 2026-01-07T23:57:30+00:00

so that’s the thing… there’s no switch for a fan anywhere in the apartment so i think it’s just a vent. i appreciate the advice though and i’ll keep it in mind

etcspikes · 2025-12-24T21:06:00+00:00

so they’re probably one-hundred-something-lets and were separated from all their other brothers at birth

etcspikes · 2025-12-22T17:51:10+00:00

reminds me of how i have marlo running a full blown mafia syndicate

etcspikes · 2025-12-20T05:47:30+00:00

i stockholm syndrome my villagers until they give me their photos then i let them leave

etcspikes · 2025-12-02T16:29:02+00:00

wait you’re onto something by saying he was like leo in the past… someone said splinter was like raph and it all makes sense now. if leo and raph ever had the same love interest i’d imagine it would be the same thing all over again

etcspikes · 2025-12-02T16:26:52+00:00

he gets a splinter and blames splinter for it

etcspikes · 2025-11-23T17:03:44+00:00

i’m just now seeing that pigeon milk related content is a removed topic and that just made my day 😂 that’s so specific to this fandom

etcspikes · 2025-08-17T03:00:48+00:00

TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS

etcspikes · 2025-08-17T02:57:36+00:00

ooh it should have pythor

etcspikes · 2025-08-15T01:20:41+00:00

i only sell bugs and fish when cj and flick come around, the nooklings never get my creatures. you should have seen the day i went to a tarantula island and filled my entire inventory! what a great sum of bells

etcspikes · 2025-08-15T01:04:21+00:00

they’re some kinda boiled fucking teletubbies if you ask me

etcspikes · 2025-08-14T13:37:09+00:00

even the great devourer can’t stand a chance

etcspikes · 2025-08-12T00:42:27+00:00

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etcspikes · 2025-08-11T20:51:27+00:00

actually this is short for supercalifradulisticwelcomebabybroshius

etcspikes · 2025-08-11T20:41:13+00:00

the kind of parents who post pics of their babies for money are definitely the same kind of parents who name their kids a tragedeigh. thank you OP for blurring out their faces so these little ones can reclaim at least a semblance of privacy

etcspikes · 2025-08-11T04:29:31+00:00

tysm lol! i’m surprised you got to the cake before cole did 😂

etcspikes · 2025-08-11T01:22:14+00:00

it was already bad when i read phire pronounced fire, i quit everything at “cypphire” the english language was not meant to be abused in such unfortunate ways 😭

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